I am a Wii remote. I reside daily in my owner's basement. I've been here since 2006, my console broke twice, I've been dropped by a 6-year-old when playing games, and I've basically experienced a lot.

- Waiting for my owner to come down and play wii sports with me
- Restoring wii glory after the collapses of 2024 and 20... something... I forget.