Hallo! Me Ugg. Ugg caveman.
A few things about Ugg:
- me caveman
- Ugg invent label
- Ugg made many correct theories
- me hate silly Udum people
- me like ride polar bear and mammoth

Ugg like make game. Now typing on very expensive 21st century computer! Oooooohhh! Me now shivering in Mammoth Cave Labs. Aaarrgghh!! Snow!

‘...why ride mammoth when you can follow Ugg?’