Hi, I'm Turtle the Seawing, Tsunami's ( @TsunamiThe-SeaWing) younger brother.

"No, no, that won't work. I think his snout is enchanted... To be invulnerable to pineapples?"

"I used this brainstorming method called pure terror. It wasn't as much clever as deeply cowardly."

"You have this uncanny ability to say whatever is the opposite of comforting."