I was born in the Motherland of Russia way back in a time before you could even start walking.

I'm a professional bear wrestler.

In Mother Russia you don't play Wii, Wii plays U.

Whatever fellow comrade Goude tells me to work on.

To help comrade Goude.

Fighting against wild Russian bears.

To prevent anyone from figuring out who I am. "The Russian Spy" might be my name.