Salutations, people of the information superhighway!
I'm Alastor, the Internet demon! :)
Have a question? I have the answer!
If you need something, I'm here for you!
Trust me, I'm always right! :D

[ I'm an alt, teehee ]

"Welcome to the internet!" ☺

[ This is an RP acc. Whatever I say inside the brackets is me talking out of character]