Look at me. Look at me. I am the captain now. I am the captain of the Washington Capitals. I am the captain. Are you watching? Did you see what I did there? You like what I did there?

Can we stay here all night? You don't even know. Did you know about the new captain in town? Yeah, didn't know. Everybody was in the dark. I can't be the captain. I'm not really good at it.