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hello.
if the one reading this happens to be my other half...the INFERIOR who locked me up in chains... stand ready.
for i soon shall break free.
and you don't want to know...
VVH4T H4PP3NS N3X7.

(continued about me message)
hohohohooo...I'm getting excited just thinking about it!
Oh, and before you ask, I am not just an evil version of that fool.
No, no, far from it.
We are one and the same..