I eat chickens and love to throw myself in a garbage can and dress myself in banana peels. If you want to know more about me, you are a stalker.If you are a stalker, I recommend using my machine below

I am working on a machine that rips you limb from limb and coats you with gunge that is made from crushed banana peels and leftover meatloaf. It soothes your body, but you are dead so you cant feel it