HELLO! THE NAME'S BILL, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY NEW PET SCREAMING HEAD?

I AM TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? OH, HOW ABOUT INSTEAD, I SHUFFLE THE FUNCTIONS OF EVERY HOLE IN YOUR FACE? AHAHAHAHAHA!