Hello there, good sir! My name is Mr. Porpoise and I am your trusty candidate for the current election. Aside from campaigning, I love to swim, read, sleep, and eat. A lot.
'Tis all! Enjoy your day!

Check out my fellow candidate @PresidentVarian.
Check out the legal owner of my account @Puppydoglover12789.
Follow my vice president @VicePresidentMilo.
Now I'll be off for a bagel. Toodles!