This is totally not @painterpeasant on a side account.
Huehuehuehue.
I'm a hipspurr. A espurr hipster.
I like shoes and medicine.

*bursts in room*
I know exactly what I want and who I want to be
I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine
I'm now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy
Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh