Hello my name is Jack. I live in Mother Russia. My favourite thing to do is chosing a soul to torture for eternity.I also enjoy cooking. I live with my wife Dr.Suess. I have a pet chipmunk that died.

I'm working ressurecting my dead chipmunk. I'm also working on my relationship with my wife Dr.Seuss. I hear the cops knocking at my door so I'm going to hide in my closet. Goodbye.