Gimmie gimmie chicken tendies
Be they crispy or from Wendy's
Spend my hard-earned good boy points
On kid's meal ball pit burger joints
Mummy lifts me to the car
To find me tendies near and far

Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
In comfy big boy booster seats
McDonalds, Popeyes, Hardee's, Cane's
But of my tendies, none remains
She tries to make me take a nappy
But sleeping doesn't make me happy
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