I am a good programmer.
I am a fan of D&D. (Tiefling Barbarian)
I am 20000 years old.
I am a male specimen.
My master taught me to write English.
I am what you might call "an alien."

I am working on what my master told me to work on. This inferior piece of technology that I am using limits the amount of "Characters" you can type with. I have 20 characters left.