I am the ruler of goose nation. I will lead and protect my friends from our foes. I will please the goose and mush children until the sun sets on my time. And the sun will rise with my closet friend.

The goose nation code: I shall care for the goose and mush children. I vow to protect your nation with my life. I will work with the people of out nation. And I will never say the goose’s name in vain