GUYS SCRATCH DOESN'T LET YOU PUT "MUSTARD" IN YOUR USERNAME WHY HAS CHEESE ABANDONED US

CURRENTLY HOLDING TRIX IN MY BASEMENT BUT HE DOESN'T WANT MY SOFT TACOS

(I'm @xipr and this account is just pretending to be one of my OCs XD)
(Also, take basically anything said here or on this account as a joke lol)