I am Leach, an Irken, Planet Irk.
I've stolen a robot, stuck past the Tallest, and made my way off to 'urth'.
Sic is my robot, who wears a Doberman Pinscher disguise.
I disguise myself as a 16-year-

...old girl named Liz.
I am not on 'urth' to do anything bad. I only wanted to get off Irk, that crowded planet.
I hate idiots.
I have a bad temper.
(RP ACC.)