"D'oh! I used zeros instead of O's."

"What are you looking at?! This is a facebook page, isn't it?"

"My kid told me to go here so I can be popular like Michael Jackson."

"Doing some demolishing to my kid."

"Someone told me that there is a blue rectangle on the upper right of my page, but I can't see it, no fair! *kicks something but then gets hurt by it* D'OH!!!!"