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From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
(Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram

I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate (thanks Dad!)
Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (wow)
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte