"Hmm, you're here for some information?"

"Oh well, I'm Emma-Rae your average British ringleader from the local circus. You'll buy tickets, right? Five feet tall and no shame!"

"Crush? I don't think you'll find one here! None of you have a crush on me right?" She blushed.

"Oh yes, I'm 19 and straight."
"College? I'm not wasting my time studying law."