I am an Illuminati member AHEM no I mean I am a human being like many others AND DEFINITELY NOT A MIND FLAYER
What I am, however is:
-a metalhead
-a pianist
-a Cthulhu worshipper
-an atheist

''Unsolved Mysteries with Edwardblackbeard''. But, given that nobody seems to care, that thing will probably die.
Anyways, if it doesn't die, the first episode will feature Polybius.