Hey buddy.
I'm an engineer.
That means I solve problems.
Not problems like what is beauty.
Because that would fall under the purviews of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.

For example, how am I gonna stop some mean muther Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer?
Use a gun.
And if that don't work?
Use more gun.
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