My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to...
CORN!
COME DOWN TODAY AND TRY SOME CORN OR WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR NEWBORN *Screams*





((I had to do this I'm sorry))

Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It is also called maize because
IT'S EASY TO GET LOST IN ITS INCREDIBLE FLAVOR
Side effects may include: Ch0king...I guess.