Pronto, darlin'. Slightest of anger issues ran in the family, but strategy appears to have as well, e?
Name's Christan. Christan Dice. *He said in his strong Italian accent*

Name: Christan
Age: 19
Parents: Got an adoptive one, that's just legal cr-p though.
Gender: Male
S_xuallity: Omni
(Why me though Em-)