I be Captain Decivious Stache. I be a mighty powerful scallywag who has come t' bargain wit' ye. If ye join me we can gain incredible power.

Me other account be @Yoda31415

I be buildin' up an army o' soldiers t' help battle in th' wars o' scratch. join me 'n we shall help brin' down those who disrespect scratch 'n scratchers alike. Join me 'n we shall win peace!!!