I am not fat, I’m just easy to spot from space. My belly touches the ground, but my hooves still work… mostly. I only run for carrots, or if a carrot is running away from me. I'm a round warrior.

I’m a majestic blimp with legs.Currently, I’m working on expanding my already stellar belly by inhaling every blade of grass within a 3-mile radius. If I look at a straw, I gain 5 pounds.Total success