Hi! We're the Co-op bots, ATLAS and P-body!
{I'm P-body! I'm the tall girl with the orange eye!}
[And I'm ATLAS! The short bot with the blue eye!]

{We're testing for the boss, whose name is GLaDOS!}
[She's like our mom, but not really.]
{We would usually take her side, but she doesn't like how we hug each other.} *cue bro/sis hug*