H̷̟̆i̶̛̮ ̶̰̏t̸̺̔h̸͕͑ẹ̷͗r̸̘̽é̶̳,̴̦͑ ̶̞̍w̶̭̍o̸̘͠u̸̯͝l̵͈̀d̶̋͜ ̷͈̓y̶̬̑o̸̞͘u̵̡̾ ̸̥̔l̴̹͂i̴̛̱k̵̠͆ë̸̥́ ̷̨͗t̵̲̕o̶͕͛ ̷̑ͅs̶͍̆į̵͐g̴̫̚n̸̔ͅ ̷̖̔m̶̮͋y̷̛̖ ̴͔̆p̷̬̔e̶͖͠t̴̯͆ĩ̶͇t̵͓̓i̶̖͒o̸̥͠n̸̤͠?̶̢̆

Formerly Maconrii working on postal rewritten lol