(Hello! I my name is Astraphobia. I got taken in by nice humanoid who gives me ketchup. I use fae/faer pronouns. Don't ask how I know what pronouns are.)

(Since you humanoids are so dumb, here's a translator so you don't have to strain your little minds)
https://cryptii.com/pipes/caesar-cipher
(I speak in Cipher 15 apparently)