Who do you ship me with?

Who do you amazing peeps ship me with?
(who do you think i'll be a great match with??)
Ships:
That killer person over there - @red-table_564
The chocolate in your fridge - @-fluffy-kitten-
Alt account - @vxs01
Snakes - @lp2026
that dog that just wandered into my garden - @CuteKoalaDrama
The physco that stalks you every night from your closet and follows you when you leave your bedroom - @TbnrLink25
That snake that just randomly slithered by and killed you - @IceDrag0n
The murderer across the street who is also a mad scientist and tests snakes in a secret lab under the basement and has a secret passage way to under your bed so they can come get you and stick you in the testing lab - @Portalcrasher26
THE CHOCOLATE IN YOUR FRIDGE BOIIII - @-Australian-