Describe your favorite Programming Language in the worst way possible

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All those topics in TIRaP:
ATs edition (it's ATs because programming languages)

If you don't know how this works already, find one of these topics in TIRaP, usually requires no digging.

Any programming language can be badly described here, I have no way of telling if one's your favorite anyway

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INSERT-USER_NAME

Should this be in advanced topics?

consider posting here maybe?
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BwnnyRxbbit

Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)

Meow

han614698

Not even a real coding language, never works unless you want to nitpick to find that one semicolon out of place. Basic foundation of a website.

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BwnnyRxbbit

han614698 wrote:
Not even a real coding language, never works unless you want to nitpick to find that one semicolon out of place. Basic foundation of a website.

CSS?

Meow

medians

BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)

Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly

Last edited by medians (May 18, 2024 03:58:29)

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BwnnyRxbbit

medians wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)
Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly

Actually none of those

Meow

dynamicsofscratch

BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#7)
medians wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)
Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly
Actually none of those

Lua?

aII toasters toast toast, but what happens when there are no longer toasters being produced? will their technology simply become obsolete, with humans moving onto bigger, better things? will toast become a distant memory, written in textbooks of the future as foods us simpler generations ate? who's to say! society is constantly moving, changing, evolving, ideas being built upon, improved upon, theories being proven or disproven. are we but a blip on the timeline? sure, our names may not be remembered, but that's not the point. you can make a change. you can make a difference. you can make the world better, even if you don't know yet. and the first step is to go for it. even if you are afraid of failure. going back to the example of toasters, do you know off the top of your head who invented them? no? have you used one? probably. so, even if you don't remember my name, if I was able to help awnser your question, that is enough. if I was able to help you, even in the slightest way, this could push you to continue with scratch and not give up after the program crashes, and maybe one day learn other programming languages and change the world. everything is a cause and effect reaction, new inventions lead to the technology of the future, and even as the generations of the past are slowly forgotten, their influence lives on to this day, affecting how the world eventually turned out and how it will be for generations to come.

and, without toasters, we wouldn't have toast.

Regards
dynamicsofscratch

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BwnnyRxbbit

dynamicsofscratch wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#7)
medians wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)
Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly
Actually none of those
Lua?

Nope, python

Meow

ninjaMAR

han614698 wrote:
(#4)
Not even a real coding language, never works unless you want to nitpick to find that one semicolon out of place. Basic foundation of a website.

Not a real programming language (not turing complete). Is a subset of another language. Is a massive mess. Looks terrible by itself.

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dynamicsofscratch

BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#9)
dynamicsofscratch wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#7)
medians wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)
Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly
Actually none of those
Lua?
Nope, python

@medians literally said that, like did you not see that???

aII toasters toast toast, but what happens when there are no longer toasters being produced? will their technology simply become obsolete, with humans moving onto bigger, better things? will toast become a distant memory, written in textbooks of the future as foods us simpler generations ate? who's to say! society is constantly moving, changing, evolving, ideas being built upon, improved upon, theories being proven or disproven. are we but a blip on the timeline? sure, our names may not be remembered, but that's not the point. you can make a change. you can make a difference. you can make the world better, even if you don't know yet. and the first step is to go for it. even if you are afraid of failure. going back to the example of toasters, do you know off the top of your head who invented them? no? have you used one? probably. so, even if you don't remember my name, if I was able to help awnser your question, that is enough. if I was able to help you, even in the slightest way, this could push you to continue with scratch and not give up after the program crashes, and maybe one day learn other programming languages and change the world. everything is a cause and effect reaction, new inventions lead to the technology of the future, and even as the generations of the past are slowly forgotten, their influence lives on to this day, affecting how the world eventually turned out and how it will be for generations to come.

and, without toasters, we wouldn't have toast.

Regards
dynamicsofscratch

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gilbert_given_189

A language so limited it's only ever useful when parsing text. Standardization is minimal; it exists, yes, but different people implemented it in oh so many different ways, sometimes making one dialect stronger than the other.

Last edited by gilbert_given_189 (May 18, 2024 08:03:11)

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I guess I'm an ATer now.

I think I may have seasoned my posts a bit too much.

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BwnnyRxbbit

dynamicsofscratch wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#9)
dynamicsofscratch wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#7)
medians wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)
Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly
Actually none of those
Lua?
Nope, python
@medians literally said that, like did you not see that???

Oh frick, I didn't see

(Edit: so the * word is a bad word? It got censored as *)

Last edited by BwnnyRxbbit (May 18, 2024 09:11:43)

Meow

medians

BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
dynamicsofscratch wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#9)
dynamicsofscratch wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#7)
medians wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)
Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly
Actually none of those
Lua?
Nope, python
@medians literally said that, like did you not see that???
Oh frick, I didn't see

(Edit: so the * word is a bad word? It got censored as *)

The asterisk thing happened because the forum filter uses both the old filter that it used before the Forums Update, and the mainsite filter at the same time.

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Fun_Cupcake_i81: What, were you expecting not to see the utc - 12 thing again? THE UTC - 12 THIGN ALWAYS RETURNS. ALWAYS.
medians: I knew it would happen. I was the one who started it last year.
Fun_Cupcake_i81: Well then if you didn't want it back maybe you need to time travel to last year and fix that

Oh wait if you could time travel I think we all know exactly when you would go-
user1: That picture is from 2.0. Now he’s at my house and is my pet.
user2: But this is medians we're talking about, so “from 2.0” can mean the same thing as “from five seconds ago”.
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han614698

ninjaMAR wrote:
han614698 wrote:
(#4)
Not even a real coding language, never works unless you want to nitpick to find that one semicolon out of place. Basic foundation of a website.
Looks terrible by itself.

Yes, exactly

No, it's not CSS whoever guessed that.

Last edited by han614698 (May 18, 2024 17:09:00)

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alwayspaytaxes

gilbert_given_189 wrote:
A language so limited it's only ever useful when parsing text. Standardization is minimal; it exists, yes, but different people implemented it in oh so many different ways, sometimes making one dialect stronger than the other.

Lisp, Awk, or Perl?

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gilbert_given_189

alwayspaytaxes wrote:
gilbert_given_189 wrote:
A language so limited it's only ever useful when parsing text. Standardization is minimal; it exists, yes, but different people implemented it in oh so many different ways, sometimes making one dialect stronger than the other.
Lisp, Awk, or Perl?

Perl or perhaps Awk is closer to what I'm describing.

If you see a line above this text, it means that below this text is my signature.
This place is just a memory to me, I may return occasionally but I'm busy.
I guess I'm an ATer now.

I think I may have seasoned my posts a bit too much.

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There is nothing here…

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mybearworld

A company decided that a scripting language wasn't good enough so they made it more like their thing instead.

Signatures are the only place where assets links still work.

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mybearworld wrote:
A company decided that a scripting language wasn't good enough so they made it more like their thing instead.

C#

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davidtheplatform

gilbert_given_189 wrote:
A language so limited it's only ever useful when parsing text. Standardization is minimal; it exists, yes, but different people implemented it in oh so many different ways, sometimes making one dialect stronger than the other.

Regex?
if so parsing text is kind of the whole point of it

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