The Evil Kumquat in Real Life

awesomeness01

The evil kumquat in real life! Go to this website, drag the “eat” text to your bookmarks bar. Then go to someone's profile page and click the bookmark. Finally, go to the developers console and enter this:

var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatIcon();

and watch the profile picture mysteriously disappear! (This is not permanent)

Have fun eating profile pictures!

EDIT–
now, you can go to a forum page and do the same thing except in the developer's console, type

var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatSignature();

Now, have fun eating forum signatures!

Last edited by awesomeness01 (Oct. 24, 2014 02:28:11)

What If by awesomeness01
The absurd scientific question forum/studio: Studio/Forum
As the JavaScript goes…
var kumquat = new evilKumquat();
kumquat.eatSignature(“cheddargirl”);
kumquat.eatIcon(“Chibi-Matoran”);

Use the above code now! See this forum link.

joshuaho

I can't bookmark the “eat” text… how do you bookmark that? (the eat text does not bring me to any sites that I can bookmark)

Last edited by joshuaho (Oct. 23, 2014 03:43:57)

College student studying Communication and Fire Technology, communication lab tutor, guitar and piano player, perfectionist, and just some guy who regularly eats and trains physically to stay healthy.

nathanprocks

joshuaho wrote:
I can't bookmark the “eat” text… how do you bookmark that? (the eat text does not bring me to any sites that I can bookmark)

Drag the link to your bookmarks bar.

My browser / operating system: Macrosoft Winding XO, Internet Exploder 6.0, Angel Player ver.:1.2.5
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ipadgeust

nathanprocks wrote:
joshuaho wrote:
I can't bookmark the “eat” text… how do you bookmark that? (the eat text does not bring me to any sites that I can bookmark)
Drag the link to your bookmarks bar.

I can't drag it eathier

My browser / operating system: IPad iOS 7.0.4, Safari 7.0, No Flash version detected

nathanprocks

ipadgeust wrote:
nathanprocks wrote:
joshuaho wrote:
I can't bookmark the “eat” text… how do you bookmark that? (the eat text does not bring me to any sites that I can bookmark)
Drag the link to your bookmarks bar.

I can't drag it eathier

Copy the link
Create a new bookmark
Paste in the URL box

My browser / operating system: Macrosoft Winding XO, Internet Exploder 6.0, Angel Player ver.:1.2.5
;

the__ninja

awesomeness01 wrote:
The evil kumquat in real life! Go to this website, drag the “eat” text to your bookmarks bar. Then go to someone's profile page and click the bookmark. Finally, go to the developers console and enter this:
var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatIcon();
and watch the profile picture mysteriously disappear! (This is not permanent)

Have fun eating profile pictures!

EDIT–
now, you can go to a forum page and do the same thing except in the developer's console, type
var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatSignature();

Now, have fun eating forum signatures!

you can actually just make a bookmark, edit it, and put the following as the url:

javascript:function%20evilKumquat()%20{this.eatIcon%20=%20function()%20{var%20imagetoget%20=%20document.getElementsByTagName('img');for%20(var%20i%20=%200;%20i%20<%20imagetoget.length;%20i++)%20{if%20(imagetoget.src.search('http://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/user/')%20!=%20-1)%20{imagetoget.src%20=%20'http://oi58.tinypic.com/jfdooi.jpg';}}};this.eatSignature%20=%20function()%20{var%20divboxcontent%20=%20document.querySelectorAll('div.postsignature');for%20(var%20sigsearcher%20=%200;%20sigsearcher%20<%20divboxcontent.length;%20sigsearcher++)%20{var%20sigim%20=%20'http://oi58.tinypic.com/jfdooi.jpg';divboxcontent.innerHTML%20=%20'<hr></hr><img%20src='%20+%20sigim%20+%20'%20/>';}};}%20var%20evilKumquatOne%20=%20new%20evilKumquat;evilKumquatOne.eatSignature();%20var%20evilKumquatOne%20=%20new%20evilKumquat;%20evilKumquatOne.eatIcon();

Now you can have a one button kumquat for both situations, never needing to access the developer's console!

The classics never go out of style. This is mainly due to the fact that they are already out of style, and have been for a while now, and thus can't “go out” of style. That said, the reason they're classics and not obscurities from the past is because they're good despite being “out of style”.

GENERATION -705 - 991i: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum. Square it, and then add i to the generation.

Detriment

What does this actually do? I'm a bit hesitant to try it

the__ninja

Detriment wrote:
What does this actually do? I'm a bit hesitant to try it

It's not permanent. If you reload the page, the kumquats will be gone.

The classics never go out of style. This is mainly due to the fact that they are already out of style, and have been for a while now, and thus can't “go out” of style. That said, the reason they're classics and not obscurities from the past is because they're good despite being “out of style”.

GENERATION -705 - 991i: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum. Square it, and then add i to the generation.

__init__

the__ninja wrote:
awesomeness01 wrote:
The evil kumquat in real life! Go to this website, drag the “eat” text to your bookmarks bar. Then go to someone's profile page and click the bookmark. Finally, go to the developers console and enter this:
var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatIcon();
and watch the profile picture mysteriously disappear! (This is not permanent)

Have fun eating profile pictures!

EDIT–
now, you can go to a forum page and do the same thing except in the developer's console, type
var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatSignature();

Now, have fun eating forum signatures!
you can actually just make a bookmark, edit it, and put the following as the url:
javascript:function%20evilKumquat()%20{this.eatIcon%20=%20function()%20{var%20imagetoget%20=%20document.getElementsByTagName('img');for%20(var%20i%20=%200;%20i%20<%20imagetoget.length;%20i++)%20{if%20(imagetoget[i].src.search('http://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/user/')%20!=%20-1)%20{imagetoget[i].src%20=%20'http://oi58.tinypic.com/jfdooi.jpg';}}};this.eatSignature%20=%20function()%20{var%20divboxcontent%20=%20document.querySelectorAll('div.postsignature');for%20(var%20sigsearcher%20=%200;%20sigsearcher%20<%20divboxcontent.length;%20sigsearcher++)%20{var%20sigim%20=%20'http://oi58.tinypic.com/jfdooi.jpg';divboxcontent[sigsearcher].innerHTML%20=%20'<hr></hr><img%20src='%20+%20sigim%20+%20'%20/>';}};}%20var%20evilKumquatOne%20=%20new%20evilKumquat;evilKumquatOne.eatSignature();%20var%20evilKumquatOne%20=%20new%20evilKumquat;%20evilKumquatOne.eatIcon();
Now you can have a one button kumquat for both situations, never needing to access the developer's console!

Fixed

thisandagain pls explain

friendship2468

awesomeness01 wrote:
The evil kumquat in real life! Go to this website, drag the “eat” text to your bookmarks bar. Then go to someone's profile page and click the bookmark. Finally, go to the developers console and enter this:
var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatIcon();
and watch the profile picture mysteriously disappear! (This is not permanent)

Have fun eating profile pictures!

EDIT–
now, you can go to a forum page and do the same thing except in the developer's console, type
var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatSignature();

Now, have fun eating forum signatures!

I cannot do it

I love HARRRYYYYY POTTTEEERRRR
I am LGBT, panromantic
I code on my iPad mostly
Melanie

awesomeness01

friendship2468 wrote:
awesomeness01 wrote:
The evil kumquat in real life! Go to this website, drag the “eat” text to your bookmarks bar. Then go to someone's profile page and click the bookmark. Finally, go to the developers console and enter this:
var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatIcon();
and watch the profile picture mysteriously disappear! (This is not permanent)

Have fun eating profile pictures!

EDIT–
now, you can go to a forum page and do the same thing except in the developer's console, type
var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatSignature();

Now, have fun eating forum signatures!
I cannot do it

What part can't you do? Please explain.

What If by awesomeness01
The absurd scientific question forum/studio: Studio/Forum
As the JavaScript goes…
var kumquat = new evilKumquat();
kumquat.eatSignature(“cheddargirl”);
kumquat.eatIcon(“Chibi-Matoran”);

Use the above code now! See this forum link.

friendship2468

awesomeness01 wrote:
friendship2468 wrote:
awesomeness01 wrote:
The evil kumquat in real life! Go to this website, drag the “eat” text to your bookmarks bar. Then go to someone's profile page and click the bookmark. Finally, go to the developers console and enter this:
var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatIcon();
and watch the profile picture mysteriously disappear! (This is not permanent)

Have fun eating profile pictures!

EDIT–
now, you can go to a forum page and do the same thing except in the developer's console, type
var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatSignature();

Now, have fun eating forum signatures!
I cannot do it
What part can't you do? Please explain.

Explain everything clearly

I love HARRRYYYYY POTTTEEERRRR
I am LGBT, panromantic
I code on my iPad mostly
Melanie

awesomeness01

friendship2468 wrote:
awesomeness01 wrote:
friendship2468 wrote:
awesomeness01 wrote:
The evil kumquat in real life! Go to this website, drag the “eat” text to your bookmarks bar. Then go to someone's profile page and click the bookmark. Finally, go to the developers console and enter this:
var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatIcon();
and watch the profile picture mysteriously disappear! (This is not permanent)

Have fun eating profile pictures!

EDIT–
now, you can go to a forum page and do the same thing except in the developer's console, type
var evilKumquatOne = new evilKumquat;
evilKumquatOne.eatSignature();

Now, have fun eating forum signatures!
I cannot do it
What part can't you do? Please explain.
Explain everything clearly

1: go to specified site
2: right click link that says “eat”
3: click bookmark this link
4: go to scratch
5: click the bookmark
Does this help?

What If by awesomeness01
The absurd scientific question forum/studio: Studio/Forum
As the JavaScript goes…
var kumquat = new evilKumquat();
kumquat.eatSignature(“cheddargirl”);
kumquat.eatIcon(“Chibi-Matoran”);

Use the above code now! See this forum link.

KingOfAwesome58219

It works! Now you just have to make an actual eating animation.

theonlygusti

KingOfAwesome58219 wrote:
It works! Now you just have to make an actual eating animation.

theonlygusti

Why don't you just make it a userscript, so that it can be linked with a specific Horney and users won't have to use the js console?

Detriment

the__ninja wrote:
Detriment wrote:
What does this actually do? I'm a bit hesitant to try it
It's not permanent. If you reload the page, the kumquats will be gone.

That doesn't explain what it does

awesomeness01

Detriment wrote:
the__ninja wrote:
Detriment wrote:
What does this actually do? I'm a bit hesitant to try it
It's not permanent. If you reload the page, the kumquats will be gone.
That doesn't explain what it does

It turns the pictures into another picture that says “image has been eaten by evil kumquat”.

What If by awesomeness01
The absurd scientific question forum/studio: Studio/Forum
As the JavaScript goes…
var kumquat = new evilKumquat();
kumquat.eatSignature(“cheddargirl”);
kumquat.eatIcon(“Chibi-Matoran”);

Use the above code now! See this forum link.

the__ninja

Detriment wrote:
the__ninja wrote:
Detriment wrote:
What does this actually do? I'm a bit hesitant to try it
It's not permanent. If you reload the page, the kumquats will be gone.
That doesn't explain what it does

It replaces all images (or signatures) with an image… that will be more funny if I don't spoil it for you.

The classics never go out of style. This is mainly due to the fact that they are already out of style, and have been for a while now, and thus can't “go out” of style. That said, the reason they're classics and not obscurities from the past is because they're good despite being “out of style”.

GENERATION -705 - 991i: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum. Square it, and then add i to the generation.

Firedrake969

Cool, who made it?

'17 rickoid

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