KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

Dolphins989

CatsUnited wrote:
sheelepe2026 wrote:
why is there even a KFConsole
Because this is KFC's plan to become a media empire. They're getting in with gaming and they've also made a film. I wouldn't be surprised if they've got a Netflix series and a full studio album in a year's time. All powered by chicken

kfc boogie coming 2045

<—- play my game please

superscratchmaker536

are we still doing food-related video game (memes)?
i got one but i need the answer to ^

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poweredarmadillo

zzyvz wrote:
The Chicken Warmer is absolutely idiotic. If the heat from the console warms the chicken, wouldn't that mean it's a health risk? What if it goes “Galaxy Note 7” and explodes by overheating? Plus, if the Chicken Warmer doesn't have any problems, it's gonna smell. So you essentially bring the oily stench of a 24/7 KFC into your home.

It's also most likely gonna be filled with grease. Inside and outside
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I'll only buy it without the chicken warmer, thank you.

do not doubt the chicken warmer!

StarDude3

NO WAY

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Last edited by StarDude3 (March 8, 2021 22:01:04)

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ninjaMAR

StarDude3 wrote:
NO WAY

THERE IS N O W A Y THIS IS REAL

its real

StarDude3

ninjaMAR wrote:
StarDude3 wrote:
NO WAY

THERE IS N O W A Y THIS IS REAL
its real

Welp. Next thing you know Nintendo's gonna make their new console, Nintendo Poultry.

Last edited by StarDude3 (March 8, 2021 22:27:23)

And now, some wise words…

“Is Mayonnaise an instrument?”

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Dolphins989

StarDude3 wrote:
ninjaMAR wrote:
StarDude3 wrote:
NO WAY

THERE IS N O W A Y THIS IS REAL
its real
Welp. Next thing you know Nintendo's gonna make their new console, Nintendo Poultry.

sega chicken and beancast
sony poultry-station

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64lu

ninjaMAR wrote:
StarDude3 wrote:
NO WAY

THERE IS N O W A Y THIS IS REAL
its real

it's “”real“”

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DownsGameClub

dual_creator43 wrote:
*snip*
But do they even need to patent it in the first place? Are they afraid that someone else will also make a video game console that keeps your food warm?
This probably isn't how patents work.

If companies begin to see that it's a profitable product, you'll be sure to see other varieties pop up by other companies.

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-gge

DownsGameClub wrote:
dual_creator43 wrote:
*snip*
But do they even need to patent it in the first place? Are they afraid that someone else will also make a video game console that keeps your food warm?
This probably isn't how patents work.
If companies begin to see that it's a profitable product, you'll be sure to see other varieties pop up by other companies.

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SheldorCobre

kfc has the most cursed marketing ever

Scratchy697

-gge wrote:
DownsGameClub wrote:
dual_creator43 wrote:
*snip*
But do they even need to patent it in the first place? Are they afraid that someone else will also make a video game console that keeps your food warm?
This probably isn't how patents work.
If companies begin to see that it's a profitable product, you'll be sure to see other varieties pop up by other companies.
steak warmer

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CatsUnited

DownsGameClub wrote:
dual_creator43 wrote:
*snip*
But do they even need to patent it in the first place? Are they afraid that someone else will also make a video game console that keeps your food warm?
This probably isn't how patents work.
If companies begin to see that it's a profitable product, you'll be sure to see other varieties pop up by other companies.

inb4 wendy's pull up with a hybrid video game console and freezer

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cheesydoesstuff

CatsUnited wrote:
DownsGameClub wrote:
dual_creator43 wrote:
*snip*
But do they even need to patent it in the first place? Are they afraid that someone else will also make a video game console that keeps your food warm?
This probably isn't how patents work.
If companies begin to see that it's a profitable product, you'll be sure to see other varieties pop up by other companies.
inb4 wendy's pull up with a hybrid video game console and freezer

can't wait for dairy queen to make a video game console/blizzard holder

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dual_creator43

CatsUnited wrote:
DownsGameClub wrote:
dual_creator43 wrote:
*snip*
But do they even need to patent it in the first place? Are they afraid that someone else will also make a video game console that keeps your food warm?
This probably isn't how patents work.
If companies begin to see that it's a profitable product, you'll be sure to see other varieties pop up by other companies.
inb4 wendy's pull up with a hybrid video game console and freezer

What happened to “fresh, never frozen”?

cheesydoesstuff wrote:
can't wait for dairy queen to make a video game console/blizzard holder

Can't wait for Burger King to make a video game console/king's throne.
Wait, that's probably just a gaming chair.

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Dolphins989 wrote:
StarDude3 wrote:
ninjaMAR wrote:
StarDude3 wrote:
NO WAY

THERE IS N O W A Y THIS IS REAL
its real
Welp. Next thing you know Nintendo's gonna make their new console, Nintendo Poultry.
sega chicken and beancast
sony poultry-station

google spaghetti

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ScratchCatHELLO wrote:
Dolphins989 wrote:
StarDude3 wrote:
ninjaMAR wrote:
StarDude3 wrote:
NO WAY

THERE IS N O W A Y THIS IS REAL
its real
Welp. Next thing you know Nintendo's gonna make their new console, Nintendo Poultry.
sega chicken and beancast
sony poultry-station
google spaghetti

microsoft turkey
Viacom choclate
Disney's Magic Soup

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BearSlothCoding

Randomly remembered that KFC is making a gaming console so I decided to bump this topic.

sheelepe2026 wrote:
why is there even a KFConsole

Why isn't there a KFConsole already?

Because KFC wants to work it's way into pop culture, not realizing this isn't how it works.

cheesydoesstuff wrote:
can't wait for dairy queen to make a video game console/blizzard holder

That I would actually buy.
The KFConsole will probably have overheating issues given that it warms chicken so there probably isn't going to be much in it to try and cool it down. This console will not have overheating issues given that it will have to be very cold at all times so it doesn't melt your ice cream while holding it.

Last edited by BearSlothCoding (April 4, 2021 17:19:27)

64lu

BearSlothCoding wrote:
sheelepe2026 wrote:
why is there even a KFConsole
Why isn't there a KFConsole already?

Because KFC wants to work it's way into pop culture, not realizing this isn't how it works.

clearly it has worked (at least somewhat), considering we’re talking about it right now

Last edited by 64lu (April 4, 2021 17:30:37)

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BearSlothCoding

64lu wrote:
BearSlothCoding wrote:
sheelepe2026 wrote:
why is there even a KFConsole
Why isn't there a KFConsole already?

Because KFC wants to work it's way into pop culture, not realizing this isn't how it works.
clearly it has worked (at least somewhat), considering we’re talking about it right now

Yeah, but when most people talk about this stuff, they're making fun of it.

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