Smash Ultimate anti-taglines

Ryrie36

So on the Smash Ultimate topic, I made anti-taglines for all the assist trophies in Smash Ultimate. They were funny, so I decided to make a topic based off anti-taglines.
EXISTING ANTI-TAGLINES

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Akira gets kicked out of roster!
Alucard loses his blood!
Can't let you do that, Andross!
Arcade Bunny wastes his money!
Ashley's spell has failed!
Black Knight has lost his limbs!
Bomberman was blown away!
Burrowing Snagret has been hunted!
Chain Chomp is still confined!
Chef Wasaki's goose is cooked!
Color TV-Game 15 has been ponged out of the game!
The Devil was scrolled away!
Dillon rolled out of the roster!
Dr Kawashima couldn't do the math!
Dr. Wright lost the rights to the city!
Flies & Hand was swatted!
Ghirahim was harassed too much!
Ghosts, meet power pellet!
Gray Fox lost the battle!
Guile crouched too much!
Hammer Bro has been hit from below!
Isaac's dreams are as dead as his franchise!
Jeff got hurt and collapsed!
Kapp'n ran out of gas!
Klaptrap was stomped!
Knuckle Joe is only a partner!
Ruined hopes… & KNUCKLES
Krystal has been wolfed!
Lyn was killed by bandits!
Metroid couldn't crawl!
Midna got lost in the darkness!
The Moon dawned it's final day!
Mother Brain couldn't control Brinstar!
Nightmare fell asleep!
Nikki got shutdown!
Nintendog lost it's bone!
Phosphora was struck by lightning!
Rathalos was stunned!
Riki isn't Happy Happy!
Rodin failed to join the club!
Sable Prince lost it's royalty!
Samurai Goroh lost the race!
Shadow had a motorbike accident!
Sheriff shot itself!
Shovel Knight has dug his own grave!
Skull Kid turned invisible forever!
Spring Man didn't have the arms!
The Squid Sisters were rolled over!
Starfy spun off the stage!
Starman was only a dream!
Sukapon lost its head!
Takamaru isn't classic enough!
Tiki just got unpleasant!
Thwomp was star-killed!
Vince didn't bring a spare paintbrush!
Expecting Walugi? TOO BAD, PIRANHA PLANT TIME!
Wily Capsule was blown to pieces!
Yuri Kozukata became possessed!
Zero isn't fighting for anything!

lugia_scarlet wrote:
reimu has had no donation.
yharim has been defeated
solaire's sun is gone
hollow knight has shattered
lilac failed to get in
asriel was not cute enough
sans had a bad time
undyne had died
banjo-kazooie forgot a puzzle piece
calamitas has been slain
lyn has failed
lugiano is fatally wounded
fenrir has been bound
mtt lost the spotlight
gwyn could not light the flame

CrimsonCrusade wrote:
Phoenix Wright lost the case
Professor Layton found the one puzzle he could not solve

stories31 wrote:
Bubsy makes everything go wrong

-ColorMaster- wrote:
Mario's princess was in another castle!

Does anyone have any more anti-taglines?

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Captain Padraig was forgotten!

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gaster has been lost to the code.. forever.
giygas has lost his power
cerberus has been sealed frozen
draedon could not sort out the flaws
asgore took a stab to the back
chara, meet reset button
default got thanos-d
goku has lost
xerroc, meet bug spray!
Doomguy could not rip in tear into the roster
sora's keyblade got replaced with an actual key

lugia_scarlet

fell was too edgy
blueberry? NO ONE CARES!
ot! sans got lost in space
ink sans is a mistake
error sans got dede-deleted
betty noire got obliterated by bravery

now for calamity:
lilyatzu has been put to sleep
marigold has been trapped
devourer of gods was too big
sekhamet suffocated in sand
zalgo, meet galeem!

speaking of which

galeem shot themself with light
dharkon got purified
tabuu was destroyed by a hedgehog
master core failed to leave the glove

lugia_scarlet

porky couldn't get away with it THIS TIME
king of spades has been dethroned
masked man commited pk lightning-to-self
cuphead could not complete the contract
sakurai has lost his sanity
susie got thrashed
lancer got thrashed
kris's soul has broke
reggie's body was not ready
meme man and orang have been scronched
gnome and big chungus commited deathpacito
thanos got snapped
EVERYONE HATES l_st sans
ninten took mortal damage
spyro has been defeated
steve couldn't break the block
yukari failed to gap in

Last edited by lugia_scarlet (Feb. 11, 2019 14:20:52)

funnycoder

Shaggy couldn't use 100% of his power
Matt Wasn't pro enough

guys I clowend I accidentally answered E to something I cant change and im getting graded for it oh god please help me
Girls are rude NGL
Im going to propose to my girlfriend by saying: “Are you diamonds, because I want to make you into a sword and kill zombie with it”

Dan-The-Squid

Benny couldn't build a spaceship!

Leaving bye

funnycoder

lugia_scarlet wrote:
gnome and big chungus commited deathpacito

I have even better ones
Big Chungus couldn't beat ugandan knuckles
gnome Gnomed himself

guys I clowend I accidentally answered E to something I cant change and im getting graded for it oh god please help me
Girls are rude NGL
Im going to propose to my girlfriend by saying: “Are you diamonds, because I want to make you into a sword and kill zombie with it”

SockedMonster

Steve? And Alex couldn’t build out of there.
Duke Nukem was a bit too risqué.
PAC-MAN has found Blinky’s pattern!
Red vs Blue? That’s illegal! (The only way I can fit in Halo)
Rock Pikmin couldn’t survive another day.

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funnycoder

SockedMonster wrote:
Red vs Blue? That’s illegal! (The only way I can fit in Halo)

ANGRY XBOX KID IS TYPING

guys I clowend I accidentally answered E to something I cant change and im getting graded for it oh god please help me
Girls are rude NGL
Im going to propose to my girlfriend by saying: “Are you diamonds, because I want to make you into a sword and kill zombie with it”

SockedMonster

funnycoder wrote:
SockedMonster wrote:
Red vs Blue? That’s illegal! (The only way I can fit in Halo)
ANGRY XBOX KID IS TYPING

I’ve been binging Red vs Blue on Netflix so that’s the only thing related to halo that comes to mind.

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Ryrie36

funnycoder wrote:
SockedMonster wrote:
Red vs Blue? That’s illegal! (The only way I can fit in Halo)
ANGRY XBOX KID IS TYPING

ANGRY XBOX KID'S KEYBOARD BREAKS!

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lugia_scarlet

let me say all of the calamity characters used in this thread so far:

lyn, the heroic nightmare has failed…

yharim, the jungle tyrant/b] has been defeated.

lugiano, maiden of war is fatally wounded.

fenrir, wolf of destruction has been bound.

calamitas, the brimstone mage has been slain.

lilyatzu, cthulhu reborn has been put to sleep.

zalgo, infestion within the ancient doomsayer, meet galeem.

sekhamet, the melicious lioness has suffocated in sand.

devourer of gods was too big.

marigold, the great hydra reincarnate has been trapped.

draedon, the tyrant's mechanical machanic could not sort out the flaws..

xerroc, lord of flies, meet bug spray!

cerberus, the hound of hell has been sealed frozen.

now for new ones:

yuffle, the great catatstrophe's katana got dull.
yuffle NEO overheated.
yuffle alpha-V2 has been eradicated.

goozma, lord of slime ran out of slime.

brimstone elemental has been turned to stone.

polterghast, the enraged souls was no more..

luna, the godslayer has finally been out-skilled.

zeroma, the son of the archangel has descended to hell.

grog, the royal and loyal orc tactician failed his spell…

dragoness of sin, inma has been purified.

magnum, son of dracula has failed his father's job…

ridley, the ancient doomsayer met his own fate..

the 3 horsemen have failed their master.. (lugiano)

yharon, the jungle dragon could not warn his master.

cryogen has melted.

crabulon, guardian of cthulhu was too large.

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