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- goldfish678
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Math puns
I figured this would fit best in the ATs.
Like the topic about funniest code, what are some funny math answers we can think of?
I'll start:
Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?
Sorry if this is unfitting
Like the topic about funniest code, what are some funny math answers we can think of?
I'll start:
Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?
Sorry if this is unfitting
Last edited by goldfish678 (July 20, 2016 20:02:17)
- technoboy10
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Math puns
Don't you think this topic is a little… derivative? 
sorrynotsorry
sorrynotsorry
Last edited by technoboy10 (July 20, 2016 21:14:27)
trans rights are human rights
- TheMonsterOfTheDeep
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My teacher told me that the area of the circle is pi r squared.
Now clearly this is wrong: pie are not square!
Now clearly this is wrong: pie are not square!
my latest extension: 2d vector math
- liam48D
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Math puns
I thought I'd post some time related puns, but I can't seem to think of any this time 
..That was bad. Sorry. Don't expect me to respond every time you comment on that, there's just not enough time for that.
..That was bad. Sorry. Don't expect me to respond every time you comment on that, there's just not enough time for that.
202e-202e-202e-202e-202e UNI-CODE~~~~~
- Gaza101
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Math puns
Why was the Canadian hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?
Because 7 8 9 A.
Because 7 8 9 A.
- MegaApuTurkUltra
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Math puns
Don't drink and derive, guys
(because calculus puns are integral to every math puns thread)
(because calculus puns are integral to every math puns thread)
$(".box-head")[0].textContent = "committing AT crimes since $whenever"
- bobbybee
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(baseically the same joke as everyone else) There are 10 kinds of people in the world..
“Ooo, can I call you Señorita Bee?” ~Chibi-Matoran
- Firedrake969
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(baseically the same joke as everyone else) There are 10 kinds of people in the world..Those who will read the joke in
binary
trinary
quaternary
base-5
base-6
base-7
base-8
…
base-N
'17 rickoid
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- BookOwl
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(√-1)(2^3)Σπ
(That was somebody's siggy, but I can't remember who)
(That was somebody's siggy, but I can't remember who)
who needs signatures
- -Io-
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Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?3i
3 eye
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/ ◉ \
/_____\
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… there's just not enough time for that.
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- goldfish678
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Math puns
Yup.Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?3i
3 eye
- PullJosh
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Math puns
Math is hashtag one factorial?
sorry
I don't get it…
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Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs
- BookOwl
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Math puns
Here's a good one:
Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician
Every one of them a splinter in my eye
I hate the Peano Space and the Koch Curve
I fear the Cantor Ternary Set
The Sierpinski Gasket makes me wanna cry
And a million miles away a butterfly flapped its wings
On a cold November day a man named Benoit Mandelbrot was born
– “Mandelbrot Set” by Jonathan Coulton
who needs signatures
- comp09
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“Math is #1!” Number one.Math is hashtag one factorial?
sorry
I don't get it…
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Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs
- liam48D
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Math puns
I keep seeing people put little to no time into the songs, though.. time, time again..… there's just not enough time for that.http://i.cubeupload.com/fzEIPj.png
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202e-202e-202e-202e-202e UNI-CODE~~~~~
- MegaApuTurkUltra
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Math puns
Somebody didn't get the /s“Math is #1!” Number one.Math is hashtag one factorial?
sorry
I don't get it…
—
Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs
$(".box-head")[0].textContent = "committing AT crimes since $whenever"
- master_tolkien
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What is PA + PN + LA + LN? It's a (P+L)(A+N) that's been foiled.
Never argue with a 90˚ angle. It's always right.
I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even to statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line.
Never argue with a 90˚ angle. It's always right.
I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even to statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line.
SCRRRRRRAAAAAAYYYYYTTTTCCHHHHH…
Swift, computer architecture, hippos.
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