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blueservine
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THE MARRISSA GAMES wrote:

PEETA PITA SANDWICH EATA - Hes a hot guy (but I dont lick him lick that my hart only belongs to Wheatly) an the guy Hunger Game. Theres a spesal sumwon hes lookin out for!

Excuse me while I scream in agony for a few minutes.

Last edited by blueservine (Aug. 9, 2013 22:41:38)


My signature was a really funny gif of Red wiggling her eyebrows, but I left it for a few months and it got taken down. Pity.
blueservine
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THE MARRISSA GAMES wrote:

“I yoused to be sum1 else an so did u Wheatly. My reel name is…………. RON WEEESLEY!!!!323131”

My signature was a really funny gif of Red wiggling her eyebrows, but I left it for a few months and it got taken down. Pity.
Lightningstep36
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blueservine wrote:

Lightningstep36 wrote:

Mewly wrote:

Oh, oh my God, help me. Please.

Just after reading some quotes and comments on the story ‘My Immortal’ from KnowYourMeme…

My eyes are bleeding. Started half a hour ago.

OH MY GOD HELP ME.
I tried reading My Immortal once. Got about half way through. I couldn't take it anymore! X.X

Neither could I.

Lightningstep36 wrote:

According to the My Immortal Wiki (yes, it exists)

SOMEONE MADE A WIKI FOR THAT?
Yep. They did.

Have a cute, curled up Peridot.
All4one
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Lightningstep36 wrote:

All4one wrote:

A girl I knew wrote a One Direction fanfic before, and posted it up on YouTube. I, uh, I don't know if it's still up, but I probably shouldn't post it, so as to keep her anonymous. But…yeah.
That's unusual. How does one post a fanfiction on YouTube?
She had the word document open, and she just used screen capture as she slowly scrolled down through the fanfic.

blueservine
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THE MARRISSA GAMES wrote:

“Now Peeta Peeta Sandiwch Eata I haf a spesal weapon for u.” Haymish pulled ot a relay huge chanesaw sord. “Ony the most stronger can use it becos its sooooo hevy.” Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata piked up the sowrd an praktised it with a tree.

Why am I even reading this in the first place?
I doubt my sanity.

My signature was a really funny gif of Red wiggling her eyebrows, but I left it for a few months and it got taken down. Pity.
coolitsusa
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All4one wrote:

Lightningstep36 wrote:

All4one wrote:

A girl I knew wrote a One Direction fanfic before, and posted it up on YouTube. I, uh, I don't know if it's still up, but I probably shouldn't post it, so as to keep her anonymous. But…yeah.
That's unusual. How does one post a fanfiction on YouTube?
She had the word document open, and she just used screen capture as she slowly scrolled down through the fanfic.
That's an awful way to do it.
All4one
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coolitsusa wrote:

All4one wrote:

Lightningstep36 wrote:

All4one wrote:

A girl I knew wrote a One Direction fanfic before, and posted it up on YouTube. I, uh, I don't know if it's still up, but I probably shouldn't post it, so as to keep her anonymous. But…yeah.
That's unusual. How does one post a fanfiction on YouTube?
She had the word document open, and she just used screen capture as she slowly scrolled down through the fanfic.
That's an awful way to do it.
I found myself pausing a lot just to read it.

Lightningstep36
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coolitsusa wrote:

All4one wrote:

Lightningstep36 wrote:

All4one wrote:

A girl I knew wrote a One Direction fanfic before, and posted it up on YouTube. I, uh, I don't know if it's still up, but I probably shouldn't post it, so as to keep her anonymous. But…yeah.
That's unusual. How does one post a fanfiction on YouTube?
She had the word document open, and she just used screen capture as she slowly scrolled down through the fanfic.
That's an awful way to do it.
Not that I would ever actually do this, but if I were to post a fanfiction on YouTube, I would at least do something like type it in Windows Movie Maker.

Have a cute, curled up Peridot.
Mewly
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I'm dying, you shouldn't have posted the wiki link.

Oh my God what did they do to Harry Potter.
blueservine
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Batman Hero Of Gotham wrote:

“STOP KILLER CROC YOU NOT GET WAY WITH MONEY!” Batman yell.
“TOXIC PAINT WILL KILL YOU BECAUSE ITS TOXIC! TOXIC PAINT IS DEADLY!” Crazy Quilt yell.
“STOP ZOMMBIES!” Batman say, “YOU DIE!” Batman then use anti-zommbie spray on zommbies.
“YOU HERO IS FAIL YOU! YOU IS SURENDER ALL JUNK FOOD OR ALIENS IS DESTORY EARTH!” say Alien leader to human race.

My signature was a really funny gif of Red wiggling her eyebrows, but I left it for a few months and it got taken down. Pity.
Mewly
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blueservine wrote:

Batman Hero Of Gotham wrote:

“STOP KILLER CROC YOU NOT GET WAY WITH MONEY!” Batman yell.
“TOXIC PAINT WILL KILL YOU BECAUSE ITS TOXIC! TOXIC PAINT IS DEADLY!” Crazy Quilt yell.
“STOP ZOMMBIES!” Batman say, “YOU DIE!” Batman then use anti-zommbie spray on zommbies.
“YOU HERO IS FAIL YOU! YOU IS SURENDER ALL JUNK FOOD OR ALIENS IS DESTORY EARTH!” say Alien leader to human race.

The h*ck did I just read? o.o'
Lightningstep36
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Mewly wrote:

I'm dying, you shouldn't have posted the wiki link.

Oh my God what did they do to Harry Potter.
Hahaha! Sorry about that, but it was too funny to pass up.

Have a cute, curled up Peridot.
Mewly
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Lightningstep36 wrote:

Mewly wrote:

I'm dying, you shouldn't have posted the wiki link.

Oh my God what did they do to Harry Potter.
Hahaha! Sorry about that, but it was too funny to pass up.

Ik, that's the point XD

But instead of thinking of it so funny like you guys, I think it's sad because it sucks
I just can't pass up on the grammar and character behavior DX But I'm not a Grammar Nazi.

Also, this:

Somewhere, a Grammar Nazi is crying himself to sleep over this.
blueservine
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Mewly wrote:

blueservine wrote:

Batman Hero Of Gotham wrote:

“STOP KILLER CROC YOU NOT GET WAY WITH MONEY!” Batman yell.
“TOXIC PAINT WILL KILL YOU BECAUSE ITS TOXIC! TOXIC PAINT IS DEADLY!” Crazy Quilt yell.
“STOP ZOMMBIES!” Batman say, “YOU DIE!” Batman then use anti-zommbie spray on zommbies.
“YOU HERO IS FAIL YOU! YOU IS SURENDER ALL JUNK FOOD OR ALIENS IS DESTORY EARTH!” say Alien leader to human race.

The h*ck did I just read? o.o'

Ditto.

My signature was a really funny gif of Red wiggling her eyebrows, but I left it for a few months and it got taken down. Pity.
generosity
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my immortal is AMAZING

“Take a hard look at the dollar bill and ask yourself, is this really what people are dying for?” - Lil B
PonyoPenguin
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Alvin was just starting High School.

His bus came and he walked on the

Bus. He saw all kinds of Kids.

Than the bus Driver told Alvin

To take his seat. Ok but were is my

Seat? Well Alvin your seat will be next

To Simon and Theodore Ok. Now go take your seat. Os he took his seat.

The bus took off . Simon said Alvin

We are the last to get on. The bus

Came upon the School. Alvin looked out

The window and saw this girl that he

Know he must have. He walked off the

Bus. And tried to talk to the girl but she

Wanted to do with him.

WHO TAUGHT THIS PERSON TO WRITE SENTENCES

do what makes you happy.
'cause at the end, who's there?
you.
DalmationCat
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Read some quotes from My Immortal…

ono

Lightningstep36
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PonyoPenguin wrote:

Alvin was just starting High School.

His bus came and he walked on the

Bus. He saw all kinds of Kids.

Than the bus Driver told Alvin

To take his seat. Ok but were is my

Seat? Well Alvin your seat will be next

To Simon and Theodore Ok. Now go take your seat. Os he took his seat.

The bus took off . Simon said Alvin

We are the last to get on. The bus

Came upon the School. Alvin looked out

The window and saw this girl that he

Know he must have. He walked off the

Bus. And tried to talk to the girl but she

Wanted to do with him.

WHO TAUGHT THIS PERSON TO WRITE SENTENCES
To me that looks like something written by a first grader.

Have a cute, curled up Peridot.
haxcharsol
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PonyoPenguin wrote:

Alvin was just starting High School.

His bus came and he walked on the

Bus. He saw all kinds of Kids.

Than the bus Driver told Alvin

To take his seat. Ok but were is my

Seat? Well Alvin your seat will be next

To Simon and Theodore Ok. Now go take your seat. Os he took his seat.

The bus took off . Simon said Alvin

We are the last to get on. The bus

Came upon the School. Alvin looked out

The window and saw this girl that he

Know he must have. He walked off the

Bus. And tried to talk to the girl but she

Wanted to do with him.

WHO TAUGHT THIS PERSON TO WRITE SENTENCES
I Think. I. Did

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to emit a beacon of light from my seeing orbs.
PonyoPenguin
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Lightningstep36 wrote:

PonyoPenguin wrote:

Alvin was just starting High School.

His bus came and he walked on the

Bus. He saw all kinds of Kids.

Than the bus Driver told Alvin

To take his seat. Ok but were is my

Seat? Well Alvin your seat will be next

To Simon and Theodore Ok. Now go take your seat. Os he took his seat.

The bus took off . Simon said Alvin

We are the last to get on. The bus

Came upon the School. Alvin looked out

The window and saw this girl that he

Know he must have. He walked off the

Bus. And tried to talk to the girl but she

Wanted to do with him.

WHO TAUGHT THIS PERSON TO WRITE SENTENCES
To me that looks like something written by a first grader.

I'm pretty sure I was writing better fanfiction in first grade.

Well, it wasn't good fanfiction,

But at least it wasn't Written like

This.

do what makes you happy.
'cause at the end, who's there?
you.

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