So who likes James Patterson?

Jonny22

So who likes James Patterson Cause I do!

ChadtheBuilder

Who is James Patterson?

Edit: NVM, a quick Google search turned him up. Don't ever remember hearing about him before though.

--Snowball--

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I really like James Patterson's books! I think my favourite book by him is anything in the “I Funny” series.

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findanegg

assuming he's a good adult fiction author. terrible at kid's books though:

Worst Years of My Life:
>edgy kid
>has issues
>blames these problems on the fact that his mom aborted his brother/his brother was miscarries
>like literally. an abortion/miscarriage. he never even got to meet him.
>has problems at school
>decides, as an outlet, to physically go ahead and break every rule in the school code of conduct
>no justifiable reason why
>surprisingly, gets in trouble
>no one learned anything

Last edited by findanegg (June 5, 2019 02:48:00)

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--Snowball--

findanegg wrote:
assuming he's a good adult fiction author. terrible at kid's books though:

Worst Years of My Life:
>edgy kid
>has issues
>blames these problems on the fact that his mom aborted his brother
>like literally. an abortion. he never even got to meet him.
>has problems at school
>decides, as an outlet, to physically go ahead and break every rule in the school code of conduct
>no justifiable reason why
>surprisingly, gets in trouble
>no one learned anything

Yeah, that series isn't my favourite.

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Mr_PenguinAlex

House of Robots wasn't that funny.
Worst Years of My Life was good, though.

moresnet

Doesn’t he employ ghostwriters?

--Snowball--

moresnet wrote:
Doesn’t he employ ghostwriters?

What are “ghostwriters”?

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findanegg

--Snowball-- wrote:
moresnet wrote:
Doesn’t he employ ghostwriters?

What are “ghostwriters”?

Different people that write under his name for him

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rosevine1000

So much! I love his books! My favorite is Jacky Ha Ha

❝Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, “You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear.” And you know what he said? "I can't hear you.❞
― Steve Carell

--Snowball--

findanegg wrote:
--Snowball-- wrote:
moresnet wrote:
Doesn’t he employ ghostwriters?

What are “ghostwriters”?
Different people that write under his name for him

Oh. I thought he just created a group called “Jimmy Patterson” or something and then different people write for that. I don't really know.

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ognimalf

I love his books!

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