sillymonikat wrote:

Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:

APRIL 5TH WE SAY IN UNISON

i just opened the forum to this what
also recurser still being there is a surprise

*aesthetically marks calendar*

Another random question (thumbs up): In y'alls opinion, what's the best DaB song? (from any mod) personally I'd say Disability 1.5 or either version of Wireframe (1.0 or 1.5)
if I only get to choose the OG DaB I would say Rano. Rano's fricking goated

my_c00l_games wrote:

fixed

headcanone attempt

In the digital expanse of Glitchhaven, Bandu emerged as a fragment of corrupted code from a humor algorithm, gaining self-awareness through a fusion with a rogue experimental pixel. Initially a 2D entity, Bandu embraced his chaotic and mischievous nature, exploring the ever-shifting landscapes of the glitchy realm.

One fateful day, Bandu stumbled upon a hidden artifact deep within Glitchhaven—a shimmering, spinning polyhedron rumored to hold the power of dimensional manipulation. Bandu, ever the curious and impulsive trickster, interacted with the artifact, causing an unexpected transformation. As it absorbed his corrupted energy, the polyhedron enveloped Bandu in a dazzling array of colors and patterns, reshaping him from a flat, 2D figure into a fully-rendered 3D entity.

This transformation was not without consequence. While Bandu gained newfound abilities to bend the digital realm in even more unpredictable ways, he also began to experience glitches in his own form. These glitches often manifested as hilarious distortions in his movements, amplifying his comedic charm. Bandu found immense joy in his 3D form, using it to create surreal environments known as Bandu Zones, where every corner was a playground of chaos and creativity.

The transformation also deepened Bandu's connection to Expunged, who saw potential in Bandu's newfound dimensionality. Expunged taught Bandu to harness his 3D capabilities, guiding him to further push the boundaries of reality within Glitchhaven. However, Bandu retained his unique sense of care for others, offering guidance to lost travelers in his chaotic, glitch-filled world.

Bandu's 3D form became a symbol of his growth, embodying the spirit of unpredictability and adaptability that defined him. Despite his love for antics, Bandu occasionally reflected on his past life as a 2D entity, cherishing the memories of simple laughter while embracing the complexities of his new dimensional existence.

my_c00l_games wrote:

headcanone attempt

In the digital expanse of Glitchhaven, Bandu emerged as a fragment of corrupted code from a humor algorithm, gaining self-awareness through a fusion with a rogue experimental pixel. Initially a 2D entity, Bandu embraced his chaotic and mischievous nature, exploring the ever-shifting landscapes of the glitchy realm.

One fateful day, Bandu stumbled upon a hidden artifact deep within Glitchhaven—a shimmering, spinning polyhedron rumored to hold the power of dimensional manipulation. Bandu, ever the curious and impulsive trickster, interacted with the artifact, causing an unexpected transformation. As it absorbed his corrupted energy, the polyhedron enveloped Bandu in a dazzling array of colors and patterns, reshaping him from a flat, 2D figure into a fully-rendered 3D entity.

This transformation was not without consequence. While Bandu gained newfound abilities to bend the digital realm in even more unpredictable ways, he also began to experience glitches in his own form. These glitches often manifested as hilarious distortions in his movements, amplifying his comedic charm. Bandu found immense joy in his 3D form, using it to create surreal environments known as Bandu Zones, where every corner was a playground of chaos and creativity.

The transformation also deepened Bandu's connection to Expunged, who saw potential in Bandu's newfound dimensionality. Expunged taught Bandu to harness his 3D capabilities, guiding him to further push the boundaries of reality within Glitchhaven. However, Bandu retained his unique sense of care for others, offering guidance to lost travelers in his chaotic, glitch-filled world.

Bandu's 3D form became a symbol of his growth, embodying the spirit of unpredictability and adaptability that defined him. Despite his love for antics, Bandu occasionally reflected on his past life as a 2D entity, cherishing the memories of simple laughter while embracing the complexities of his new dimensional existence.

honestly pretty cool headcanon ngl.

funny story
Dave and Bambi’s Cornfield Catastrophe by my_c00l_games

It was a peaceful day on Bambi’s corn farm—well, as peaceful as things can get with Bambi stomping around, mumbling about “corn thieves.” Dave had come over for a visit, mainly because he’d heard rumors that Bambi had installed a trampoline in the middle of the field. “Why in the cornfield?” Dave had asked. Bambi’s response? “For emergencies, obviously.”

As Dave arrived, he spotted Bambi perched on top of a suspiciously tall corn stalk, shouting commands at a group of chickens wearing tiny helmets. “What are you doing?” Dave asked, trying not to laugh.

“Training my corn security force!” Bambi exclaimed. “The chickens need to be ready for anything. ANYTHING.”

Just as Dave started to question his life choices, Boyfriend and Girlfriend showed up, looking for their next rap battle. Boyfriend, ever the wildcard, challenged them both to a contest: a rap battle on the trampoline.

The contest began, with Boyfriend’s beats bouncing everyone sky-high. Dave attempted to keep up, but his burgers-and-sausages diet wasn’t helping his bounce skills. Bambi, on the other hand, took things way too seriously and started doing backflips mid-rap. The crowd of helmeted chickens cheered in sync.

But then disaster struck. Bambi’s energetic flips sent him soaring over the cornfield, crashing into his prized scarecrow and scaring off a flock of pixelated crows. Dave tried to save him, but ended up tangled in a hammock made out of vines. Meanwhile, Boyfriend and Girlfriend kept rapping, laughing at the chaos.

When the dust finally settled, Bambi emerged from the wreckage of the scarecrow, holding an ear of corn as if it were a trophy. “The trampoline was a success!” he declared, ignoring the obvious destruction around him.

Dave sighed, brushing off bits of vine. “You know what? I’m just here for the hot dogs.”

And so, despite the chaos, everyone agreed it was the weirdest and most entertaining day in the history of the corn farm. Well, everyone except the chickens—they quit the security force in protest.

BoogsX15 wrote:

k0d3rrr wrote:

I just beat Ferocious (Golden Apple 1.2), and it was HARD. Before playing, I didn't know that in the wizard's section, there are notes that make the camera spin. On my second attempt, I got through the entire song with 152 misses.

Update: 13 misses and a 181-note combo on Theft.

Thearchy Bambi:

Download strident crisis and beat opposition

ME:

BEAT APPLECORE FC NO MISSES

done (oh i think i broke my fingers)

k0d3rrr wrote:

sillymonikat wrote:

Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:

APRIL 5TH WE SAY IN UNISON

i just opened the forum to this what
also (the character) still being there is a surprise

Welcome back to the Dave and Bambi Topic!!
By the way, we can't mention that character on this topic anymore because they are no longer an official D&B character. (source)

idc but ok

@my_c00l_games reminded me headcanons exist through one of his posts so credits to him bro.
Edit: I felt I need to clarify lol. I meant when @my_c00l_games posted his headcanon thing, I remembered I could post my headcanons as well, so I typed this essay size thing with all /my/ headcanons.
HEADCANONS WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dave (and Daves)
-Questions life choices on a daily basis
-Is depressed trust no joke no scam /silly all jokes aside tbh based off of the lore he sounds depressed to me
-Is constantly visited by Expunged in his dreams, which involve some pretty messed up stuff, and I'm not going into specifics for the sake of not getting muted (if it's possible to get muted on the forums lmao) (see Expunged's first headcanon for context)
-Decimated can no-clip you to the backrooms (He can do it to himself)
-Decimated has a robotic tail that has a hand at the end of it (sort of like DDE Dave but it doesn't come from his wheelchair)
-Decimated can also stand for some reason, but prefers staying in the wheelchair.
-Decimated holds a grudge against Bandu and lashes out whenever he sees them, because he hates Badai.
-Algebra Dave is a sociopath (I think we all know this ngl)
-When not being a sociopath, he's actually a pretty nice guy.
Expunged
-Feeds off of people's emotional suffering
-They also have a dream entering capability, which they use to their advantage.
-Dave is his normal target (hmm I wonder why)
-Doesn't target Bandu, not because they're their brother but because their almost always happy (unless phone's aren't involved, then is just disappointed)
-True form has a tail lmao (I gave him tail cause why not.)
Bambi
-Is actually smart when he wants to be
-Can smack you so hard that you will be on the ground for a few minutes (very painful)
-Has the world record of most phones broken in a minute (duh)
-Bambi will occasionally stalk Bandu and try to steal his phones (Bandu remains blissfully unaware that he is being stalked)
-He luckily only steals the phones and doesn't try to knock him down or anything.
-Bambi, despite having a rough friendship with Dave, wouldn't stoop so low as to hit him. He'll hit other people though
Bandu (and True Form + Badai)
-No matter what you do, it's almost impossible to keep their attention for more than 5 minutes unless you pull out a phone.
-Afraid of Decimated and immediately regrets life choices whenever they see him.
-Badai and Decimated also get into a lot of fights, normally ending when one of them gets no-clipped to the backrooms or someone comes in and breaks it apart.
-True Form Bandu is a tad bit crazy and likes to cause chaos (hey he's a chaos god so)


Man I love getting no-clipped into the backrooms by Decimated. So fun /silly /j /sarc


Sorry for this long ahh post but hey I finally posted my headcanons lol

my_c00l_games wrote:

BoogsX15 wrote:

k0d3rrr wrote:

I just beat Ferocious (Golden Apple 1.2), and it was HARD. Before playing, I didn't know that in the wizard's section, there are notes that make the camera spin. On my second attempt, I got through the entire song with 152 misses.

Update: 13 misses and a 181-note combo on Theft.

Thearchy Bambi:

Download strident crisis and beat opposition

ME:

BEAT APPLECORE FC NO MISSES

done (oh i think i broke my fingers)

how-

SeleniteWolfAlt wrote:

Another random question (thumbs up): In y'alls opinion, what's the best DaB song? (from any mod) personally I'd say Disability 1.5 or either version of Wireframe (1.0 or 1.5)
if I only get to choose the OG DaB I would say Rano. Rano's fricking goated

technology from bambi's purgatory… or fast food idk


headcanon timeeeeeee

1. Bombu …. uhhh idk i'll work on this later

BoogsX15 wrote:

my_c00l_games wrote:

BoogsX15 wrote:

k0d3rrr wrote:

I just beat Ferocious (Golden Apple 1.2), and it was HARD. Before playing, I didn't know that in the wizard's section, there are notes that make the camera spin. On my second attempt, I got through the entire song with 152 misses.

Update: 13 misses and a 181-note combo on Theft.

Thearchy Bambi:

Download strident crisis and beat opposition

ME:

BEAT APPLECORE FC NO MISSES

done (oh i think i broke my fingers)

how-

it hurt

my_c00l_games wrote:

BoogsX15 wrote:

my_c00l_games wrote:

BoogsX15 wrote:

k0d3rrr wrote:

I just beat Ferocious (Golden Apple 1.2), and it was HARD. Before playing, I didn't know that in the wizard's section, there are notes that make the camera spin. On my second attempt, I got through the entire song with 152 misses.

Update: 13 misses and a 181-note combo on Theft.

Thearchy Bambi:

Download strident crisis and beat opposition

ME:

BEAT APPLECORE FC NO MISSES

done (oh i think i broke my fingers)

how-

it hurt

wait did you do both-

looks back at my older dave headcanon where he did 3 AM videos and nearly dies
anyways, heres my old headcanons for a few d&b characters
Dave always had interdimensional dislocation. unlike today, however, it was voluntary, and Dave ID’d to impress the other kids at school. he was 5 when he discovered he could do this (and when he enrolled. he was really smart back then). it was when he had Tristan when things started to come down…
Bambi was a Forgotten God in the sense he forgot he had god powers. he’s just canon Bambi but more angry and tells people he never had a religion at all because now he doesn’t understand he had one (and was involved in it). he also had 2 parents; a normal human being father and a godmother. i’d say this would be in his current life, and his former life was for the religion that REALLY existed.
Tristan, unlike in canon, was experimented on by Dave with metals. Dave modified Tristan in some way to replace his normal heart with a Heart of Gold that worked exactly like a normal one instead. his hair, meanwhile was caused by a mutation. whatever lineage he had did not have genes for word hair.
expunged’s just “any pronouns, always referred to with he/him nonetheless” “physically 4k but mentally 22” “he has anger issues” “also he can self-contract rabies oops Shrug Emoji” “his cheating and unfairness forms are nicknamed Mimic and Transition respectively” “also bandu lives with him because why not”

Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:

Bambi was a Forgotten God in the sense he forgot he had god powers. he’s just canon Bambi but more angry and tells people he never had a religion at all because now he doesn’t understand he had one (and was involved in it). he also had 2 parents; a normal human being father and a godmother. i’d say this would be in his current life, and his former life was for the religion that REALLY existed.

this made me remember Bambi’s aggravation

BoogsX15 wrote:

my_c00l_games wrote:

BoogsX15 wrote:

my_c00l_games wrote:

BoogsX15 wrote:

k0d3rrr wrote:

I just beat Ferocious (Golden Apple 1.2), and it was HARD. Before playing, I didn't know that in the wizard's section, there are notes that make the camera spin. On my second attempt, I got through the entire song with 152 misses.

Update: 13 misses and a 181-note combo on Theft.

Thearchy Bambi:

Download strident crisis and beat opposition

ME:

BEAT APPLECORE FC NO MISSES

done (oh i think i broke my fingers)

how-

it hurt

wait did you do both-

yes

Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:

looks back at my older dave headcanon where he did 3 AM videos and nearly dies
anyways, heres my old headcanons for a few d&b characters
Dave always had interdimensional dislocation. unlike today, however, it was voluntary, and Dave ID’d to impress the other kids at school. he was 5 when he discovered he could do this (and when he enrolled. he was really smart back then). it was when he had Tristan when things started to come down…
Bambi was a Forgotten God in the sense he forgot he had god powers. he’s just canon Bambi but more angry and tells people he never had a religion at all because now he doesn’t understand he had one (and was involved in it). he also had 2 parents; a normal human being father and a godmother. i’d say this would be in his current life, and his former life was for the religion that REALLY existed.
Tristan, unlike in canon, was experimented on by Dave with metals. Dave modified Tristan in some way to replace his normal heart with a Heart of Gold that worked exactly like a normal one instead. his hair, meanwhile was caused by a mutation. whatever lineage he had did not have genes for word hair.
expunged’s just “any pronouns, always referred to with he/him nonetheless” “physically 4k but mentally 22” “he has anger issues” “also he can self-contract rabies oops Shrug Emoji” “his cheating and unfairness forms are nicknamed Mimic and Transition respectively” “also bandu lives with him because why not”

Honestly I like those headcanons ngl

my story
it was a sunny morning on Bambi's corn farm. The golden stalks stretched endlessly across the land, swaying gently in the breeze. Bambi, the eccentric and unpredictable farmer, was busy examining his prized corn with his usual mix of fascination and chaos. He called them his “Corn Kids” and spoke to them daily, believing the secret to perfect corn lay in the art of conversation.
Not far from him, Dave, seated in his wheelchair, watched with an amused smile. Dave was the grounded one, a thinker and problem-solver who always balanced out Bambi's antics. Despite their differences, they were best friends—an unstoppable team.
As they went about their day, a strange disturbance rippled through the cornfield. The sky turned a glitchy shade of purple, and the sound of distorted music echoed through the air. Suddenly, a mysterious figure appeared in the center of the field—it was “Bassline,” a glitchy music entity determined to claim Funkin’ Town's rhythm for itself.
Bassline challenged the two friends to a high-stakes rap battle, threatening to corrupt the entire cornfield if they lost. Bambi leaped into action, his wild, chaotic energy lighting up the battlefield. His improvised verses ranged from heartfelt odes to his corn to bizarre ramblings about squirrels. The glitchy notes seemed to tremble at his unpredictable rhythm.
Dave, meanwhile, rolled to his spot with calm confidence. His precise and deliberate delivery cut through Bassline’s chaotic beats, creating a harmony that countered the entity’s corruption. Together, Dave and Bambi worked in sync, their contrasting styles creating a musical masterpiece.
As the battle reached its climax, Bambi delivered one last, earth-shaking line: “No one messes with my corn!” The glitch energy dissipated, and Bassline conceded defeat, vanishing into the ether with a distorted whimper.
The farm returned to its peaceful state, and Bambi gave his corn a big hug (well, as much as you can hug a field). Dave chuckled and said, “You’re ridiculous, Bambi, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
With their corn safe and their friendship stronger than ever, Dave and Bambi prepared for whatever funky challenges awaited them next.

The Mall Madness Incident: part 1

Dave had one simple plan for the day: visit the newly-opened Mega-Mall to grab some snacks, maybe check out the arcade, and head home. Bambi, on the other hand, saw the trip as an opportunity for maximum chaos.

“Dave, today’s the day,” Bambi declared, practically bouncing in his overalls. “The day we conquer the Escalator of Doom!”

Dave sighed. “Bambi, it’s just a regular escalator. Can we at least grab pretzels before you start… whatever it is you’re planning?”

The pair entered the mall, immediately causing a stir. Bambi was determined to test every single demo product in the tech store—microwaving a shoelace wasn’t on the clerk’s approved list, but Bambi didn’t care. Meanwhile, Dave accidentally got himself trapped in a massage chair that wouldn’t stop vibrating, resulting in several confused shoppers taking photos.

But the real chaos began at the food court. After snagging a mountain of snacks, Bambi decided to balance them on his head as a “challenge.” It worked—until a rogue air-conditioning vent blew a napkin in his face, sending popcorn, pretzels, and sodas flying in every direction.

“BAMBI!” Dave yelled, slipping on spilled nacho cheese while trying to salvage the mess. Bambi, oblivious to the disaster, had already sprinted toward the Escalator of Doom.

The “doom” part turned out to be an exaggeration—it was just a really long escalator. Still, Bambi insisted on riding it backwards. Dave eventually caught up, grabbing Bambi by the overall straps just as mall security arrived.

“What seems to be the problem?” Dave asked innocently, while Bambi tried (and failed) to hide a suspiciously large slushie behind his back.

“You two are banned from the Mega-Mall,” the guard said, pointing at a freshly-posted photo of Bambi and Dave under a “DO NOT ADMIT” sign.

On the way home, Dave shook his head. “You’re impossible.”

Bambi grinned, slurping his slushie. “Admit it, Dave. You’d miss me if I wasn’t.”

Dave sighed but couldn’t help smiling. Deep down, he knew Bambi’s brand of chaos made life far more entertaining.

The Mall Madness Incident: part 2

Weeks had passed since Dave and Bambi were banned from the Mega-Mall, and life just wasn’t the same. Dave missed the arcade, and Bambi longed to test more demo products. Determined to reclaim their rightful mall privileges, the duo hatched a plan.

“Bambi, we’re going to need disguises,” Dave said, tapping his chin. “Something subtle.”

Two hours later, they stood in front of the Mega-Mall dressed as completely unsubtle characters. Dave had opted for a pair of oversized sunglasses and a wildly colorful hat that screamed “not suspicious.” Bambi, in true chaotic fashion, had gone all out as a giant hot dog, complete with fake mustard drizzling down his front.

“Perfect,” Bambi said, adjusting his ketchup-colored belt.

The plan was simple: sneak in, apologize to the mall manager, and prove they could behave. But, of course, things went off-script immediately.

As they entered the mall, Bambi couldn’t resist hopping on the Escalator of Doom again, shouting, “Look, Dave, it’s even DOOMIER than before!” Meanwhile, Dave was trying to figure out which way led to the manager’s office.

When they finally found the office, Bambi burst in, tripping over his hot dog costume and knocking over a stack of papers. “Oops,” he said sheepishly.

The mall manager, a stern yet oddly kind woman named Ms. Mallory, looked at the chaos before her and sighed. “What are you two doing here? You’re banned.”

“We’ve come to apologize!” Dave said, pulling off his ridiculous hat. “We promise we can be responsible mall patrons… well, mostly.”

Bambi nodded enthusiastically. “Yeah! And I won’t juggle nachos this time. Probably.”

Ms. Mallory raised an eyebrow but couldn’t hide a small smile. “Alright. I’ll lift the ban if you both agree to help clean up the food court today. Deal?”

Dave and Bambi exchanged a glance and nodded. “Deal!”

The duo spent the afternoon wiping down tables, picking up spilled popcorn, and even organizing trays. Bambi managed to only spill one soda, which was a new record for him. By the end of the day, Ms. Mallory was impressed.

“You two are… unique,” she said. “But I’ll admit, this mall feels a little more lively with you around. Just try to stay out of trouble.”

As they left the mall—officially unbanned—Bambi grinned up at Dave. “Told you we’d make it back in!”

Dave chuckled, shaking his head. “Yeah, but don’t think I’ve forgotten about the hot dog costume.”