(ARCHIVE) The Dave and Bambi Topic 1

Lark_TheCarneline

Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:
-RobinJasmine- wrote:
story is also in reply to image 4.
Tristan and Bambi kept hugging Dave, and THEY tried to interfere.
[YOU STILL TRUST THOSE… 3? 2 AND YOUR SON? WHATEVS, YOU LOST HOPE. AND I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS, DAVE.]
To which, They failed.

Meanwhile, Bambi started to get annoyed by Maldo's constant questioning. “Maldo,” Bambi stopped hugging Dave and faced Maldo. “SHUT UPP!!!” Maldo stopped. “…..but still, what's-” Bambi's hands were crunched into a fist shape, his teeth gritting. "STOPPP!!!!! OR I GONNA TURN OFF YOU PERMANENTLY!!!!"
Maldo flinched. “sorry, systems were acting up and i couldn't-” Bambi rushed to Maldo and was about to knock him over, when Tristan interrupted. “BAMBI NOOOO!!!! THAT'S MY MOTHER YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!” ….Maldo and Bambi stared. Part of Tristan's head was slightly golden.

While Bambi and Tristan were gone from Dave's sight, They came back. And with something different to say.
[ALRIGHT, DAVE. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS. IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT YPU COULD'VE GIVEN ME, OR-]
“NO. AGAIN, I WON'T PUT MY SON IN THERE, OR-”
[NOBODY IN YOUR LIFE LOVES YOU. NOT EVEN YOUR SON.]
Dave just stared, before quickly realizing what that meant. “…What? But-”
[IT WAS ALL PRETENDING. A JOKE. BAMBI SECRETLY HATES YOU. MALDO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU. HE'S A ROBOT! AND TRISTAN. WELL, DESPITE EVERYTHING HE DID TO ME, HE-] They realized that everyone saw and heard what they were monologuing about, and looked at the 3.

Tristan stared confidently and angrily at Them, golden. Bambi was aside Tristan, at the angriest he has been in awhile. He was about to turn red. Maldo was behind the 2, just staring blankly at Them.
"We heard you. You can't just say things like that to Dad, you're mean, [DATA_EXPUNGED]!" Tristan said to Them. This is getting exciting…
“YOU STOP!! YOU BETTER! NOW!” Bambi yelled at Them. They then laughed. [HAHAHEHA!!!! YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN COMMAND ME, SHORT ONE?? SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE SO SHORT.] Bambi started flashing red. [WELL THEN, LET'S SEE WHAT ALL THESE IDIOTS GOT!] They, or as I should now say, [DATA_EXPUNGED] exclaimed. "THESE 3 ARE NOT IDI-" [EXPUNGED] pushed Dave away.
[BRING IT ON!!!]

He hadn't fully realized it, but he and were still one and the same. Two sides of the same coin. These thoughts are the same ones he had been thinking for years, the negativity looping around his head for so long there was no escape.

//NOT IN STORY: this is literally a Confronting Yourself - Vs. Sonic.EXE OST moment

Scratchbeginner5669

im so proud of the writing i did above
the last image is probably gonna have the longest writing of them all when that comes out
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in unrelated news, devius website went down. i wonder why

Scratchbeginner5669

Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:
im so proud of the writing i did above
the last image is probably gonna have the longest writing of them all when that comes out
———
in unrelated news, devius website went down. i wonder why

in news related to devius, the devius doodle of the day: tristan tries coffee
i actually somewhat related to him in that

Scratchbeginner5669

Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:
Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:
im so proud of the writing i did above
the last image is probably gonna have the longest writing of them all when that comes out
———
in unrelated news, devius website went down. i wonder why
in news related to devius, the devius doodle of the day: tristan tries coffee
i actually somewhat related to him in that

in other news related to devius: website is back and it was down for a front page overhaul

Scratchbeginner5669

Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:
Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:
Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:
im so proud of the writing i did above
the last image is probably gonna have the longest writing of them all when that comes out
———
in unrelated news, devius website went down. i wonder why
in news related to devius, the devius doodle of the day: tristan tries coffee
i actually somewhat related to him in that
in other news related to devius: website is back and it was down for a front page overhaul

in more news, another devius doodle: bambi at a pool near something, it looks like daves house because of how the roof looks but it could also be bambis farm (source for the location looks: act 1 ost poster/render)

Scratchbeginner5669

did i kill the dave and bambi topic

k0d3rrr

Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:
did i kill the dave and bambi topic

Maybe.

-RobinJasmine-

TKb0iZ wrote:
-RobinJasmine- wrote:
Lark_TheCarneline wrote:
-RobinJasmine- wrote:
I have a love-hate relationship with Bambi.
Why? This character is very short-tempered but I can't even dislike him fully
He’s not actually that short tempered. Check Raparep’s letterapp posts
Oh come on…?!
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wow this art is fire!

Thanks!!

-RobinJasmine-

Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:
did i kill the dave and bambi topic

Yes you did Recurser, you should be ashamed of yourself /j
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Since Muko has been confirmed to be 21 years old and younger than Dave.

Last edited by -RobinJasmine- (June 7, 2024 04:24:07)

-RobinJasmine-

Scratchbeginner5669

-RobinJasmine- wrote:
Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:
did i kill the dave and bambi topic
Yes you did Recurser, you should be ashamed of yourself /j

>NOT OUR FAULT. …OR IS IT?

-RobinJasmine- wrote:

[OKAY DAVE. OVER THERE IS THE CASHIER. I WANT YOU TO THREATEN HIM AND GET INSULTED BACK SO THAT-]
“Oh hello! What would you like, Dave?”
“You got bagels?” […DAVE, I SAID YOU-]
“Yes! How many and what kind? This is a bagel store, soooo….”
[TELL HIM TO GO KI-]
“Two please! One for me, one for Tristan.”
[NOOO!!!!! DAVE. I ORDER YOU TO-]
>SOMEONE CALLED? [GOD DARN IT-]

Last edited by Scratchbeginner5669 (June 7, 2024 05:57:45)

-RobinJasmine-

My comments on the new Devius Ex Machina stuff

1 “Dave can't function without coffee in the morning”
Aww he looks so tired…he should get rest and better sleep without coffee (Says the one who drinks one cup of cold coffee with sugar everyday)

2. “Bambi functions fine day and night”
Good for him!

3 “Tristan tries coffee and found it bitter”
See this is why I put sugar in my coffee! Also poor guy.

-RobinJasmine-

Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:
-RobinJasmine- wrote:
[OKAY DAVE. OVER THERE IS THE CASHIER. I WANT YOU TO THREATEN HIM AND GET INSULTED BACK SO THAT-]
“Oh hello! What would you like, Dave?”
“You got bagels?” […DAVE, I SAID YOU-]
“Yes! How many and what kind? This is a bagel store, soooo….”
[TELL HIM TO GO KI-]
“Two please! One for me, one for Tristan.”
[NOOO!!!!! DAVE. I ORDER YOU TO-]
>SOMEONE CALLED? [GOD DARN IT-]

I didn't know Expunged would be THIS sadistic?!
Wow..
Your Royal Orderly Highness, you forgot to close the [big] and [b]tags.

Last edited by -RobinJasmine- (June 7, 2024 05:56:53)

-RobinJasmine-

Alright last one before I go to the void.
Devious Dave looks so handsome in that jacket with the planets on it. It just looks so fitting for him and it makes me blush and sizzle and go ‘sighhhhhhhhhh’

Why did he have to look so handsome in the first place…?
Can someone catch me? I'm gonna fall-

AAAAAAAAA I WANT HIM BADLY. I NEED A PLUSHIE OF HIM IN THAT JACKET

Last edited by -RobinJasmine- (June 7, 2024 06:04:46)

k0d3rrr

-RobinJasmine- wrote:

Dave Goes Crazy, episode 7 (I need to stop numbering these episodes, it's getting confusing): McDonald's

-RobinJasmine- wrote:
Alright last one before I go to the void.
Devious Dave looks so handsome in that jacket with the planets on it. It just looks so fitting for him and it makes me blush and sizzle and go ‘sighhhhhhhhhh’

Why did he have to look so handsome in the first place…?
Can someone catch me? I'm gonna fall-

AAAAAAAAA I WANT HIM BADLY. I NEED A PLUSHIE OF HIM IN THAT JACKET

That makes me wonder: What if Dave was an astronomer instead of a general scientist?

-RobinJasmine-

k0d3rrr wrote:
-RobinJasmine- wrote:
Alright last one before I go to the void.
Devious Dave looks so handsome in that jacket with the planets on it. It just looks so fitting for him and it makes me blush and sizzle and go ‘sighhhhhhhhhh’

Why did he have to look so handsome in the first place…?
Can someone catch me? I'm gonna fall-

AAAAAAAAA I WANT HIM BADLY. I NEED A PLUSHIE OF HIM IN THAT JACKET
That makes me wonder: What if Dave was an astronomer instead of a general scientist?

I will still love him to the moon and back…

-RobinJasmine-

Final image. Knock yourselves out.

BTW all the images were made in Ibis Paint X. That's why the chains looks like that as there's a brush which gives a line of chains

Last edited by -RobinJasmine- (June 7, 2024 15:00:55)

Scratchbeginner5669

-RobinJasmine- wrote:
Final image. Knock yourselves out.

Bambi dashes forward and attempts to punch [EXPUNGED], the result being obvious. [PFFHAHAHAHA!! YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT THIS.] Bambi attempts again, and misses a 2nd time. And again. And again, and again. On the 6th time, Bambi instead opts to kick [EXPUNGED]. He then misses. "GRAHGBSBVFTFVSFYSYB STOP DODGING YOU CHEATER!!! STOPPPPP!!!!" While saying that, Bambi fell to the ground, and when he was done, [EXPUNGED] threw Bambi in the air, chaining him unexpectedly by the hands and legs. Bambi was fuming red. [YOU'LL BE UP THERE FOR QUITE A WHILE. AND I LIKE THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE, HAHA!]

Maldo stared at the action in fear.
[WHO'S NEXT?] ….sure as hell it's not the neither of them, as Dave is right- [ARE YOU GIVING ME IDEAS?] …

As Dave slowly got up, THEY came back and startled him. “NOT AGAIN PLEASE GO AWAY I-” Dave noticed Bambi in the air. He squinted to see that he was chained up, and then looked back at THEM. The 2 looked at eachother for a few seconds. Dave then closed his eyes. He started worrying about himself.
“This isn't real this is fake he can't just be chained in the air like that would he do the same to me would he do it to my son why am i not doing anything about this i-” Dave's thoughts were interrupted by Them as he opened his eyes, finding himself chained next to bambi.
[I'LL GET TO DOING THE WORST THINGS IMAGINABLE LATER WITH YOU, DAVE. JUST STAY STILL SO YOU DON'T DO AN EQUALLY WORSE THING TO ME.] “…okay???”

(hi the latter half of the original version ended up being too long, too boring, too comic-feeling and i thought of other ideas for it so that will go in another post [and this will end up getting split into 2 parts, what's shown here being part 1])

Scratchbeginner5669

og part 2 of the above post

“What they said… That as in- wait the- HOLD ON THAT AS IN KNOWING THAT THEY-” [I HEARD THAT!]

"….I figured it out. …he's still me. Well, technically. THAT must be why he can hear me think. HOW DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT SOONER- oh i'm so STUPID FOR NOT REALIZING THAT-"
“IT'S ALL MY FAULT FOR NOT REALIZING THIS! I'LL TRY TO THINK OF THAT WHENEVER I-” “STOP YELLING!!!! I NOT THINKING BECAUSE OF THAT!” “I'M NOT YELLING. WHAT I'M SAYING IS-” “DAD CALM DOWN!!!! I'M STILL HERE!” “TRISTAN! What happened?” "Uhhhhhh…. okay what happened…
oh, Mom tried to fight that monster!! He got damaged after barely scratching them once, though. Then I came in and fought them and it was the biggest fight I've ever had EVER!!! Then- then they started chasing me. Had to recover energy after 20 seconds of chasing and I have enough time to come here and check on you!! And you're okay Dad!" “…glad you're okay too, Tristan. …”
“…Nope, definitely not ok. If I had Magical Superpowers to Save Dad… I would hug you FOREVER!” ^_^"
"Arghhh… CAN WE STOP TALKING TO EACHOTHER AND JUST GET ESCAPING THESE CHAINS? BEFORE RIGHT NOW, BY COINCIDENCE, THEY COME BACK AND TELL US WE CAN'T-" [I'M BACK!!! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE NOW, HAHAHHHAAA!!!]
“I swear bambi. You keep predicting every single event that happens to us whenever you're around! Do you-” “SHUSH. AND CAN THIS NOT GO ON TOO LONG, WE YET TO ESCAPE WITH TRISTAN AND MALDO IN OUR HANDS!! I WANT SOME RANDOM DUDE TO COME HERE, BEAT UP THAT THING LIKE A CHINCHILLA, UNCHAIN US, TELL US THAT-” [HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS POWERS AGAIN WHEN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO FORGET!]

[ALSO, WASN'T I SUPPOSED TO DO WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO AND NOT TALK LIKE THIS IS ALL A PODCAST? THIS IS ANNOYING. HELLO, NARRATOR?? CAN YOU ACTUALLY START SOME ACTION OR-] “Who?”

-RobinJasmine-

Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:
og part 2 of the above post

“What they said… That as in- wait the- HOLD ON THAT AS IN KNOWING THAT THEY-” [I HEARD THAT!]

"….I figured it out. …he's still me. Well, technically. THAT must be why he can hear me think. HOW DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT SOONER- oh i'm so STUPID FOR NOT REALIZING THAT-"
“IT'S ALL MY FAULT FOR NOT REALIZING THIS! I'LL TRY TO THINK OF THAT WHENEVER I-” “STOP YELLING!!!! I NOT THINKING BECAUSE OF THAT!” “I'M NOT YELLING. WHAT I'M SAYING IS-” “DAD CALM DOWN!!!! I'M STILL HERE!” “TRISTAN! What happened?” "Uhhhhhh…. okay what happened…
oh, Mom tried to fight that monster!! He got damaged after barely scratching them once, though. Then I came in and fought them and it was the biggest fight I've ever had EVER!!! Then- then they started chasing me. Had to recover energy after 20 seconds of chasing and I have enough time to come here and check on you!! And you're okay Dad!" “…glad you're okay too, Tristan. …”
“…Nope, definitely not ok. If I had Magical Superpowers to Save Dad… I would hug you FOREVER!” ^_^"
"Arghhh… CAN WE STOP TALKING TO EACHOTHER AND JUST GET ESCAPING THESE CHAINS? BEFORE RIGHT NOW, BY COINCIDENCE, THEY COME BACK AND TELL US WE CAN'T-" [I'M BACK!!! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE NOW, HAHAHHHAAA!!!]
“I swear bambi. You keep predicting every single event that happens to us whenever you're around! Do you-” “SHUSH. AND CAN THIS NOT GO ON TOO LONG, WE YET TO ESCAPE WITH TRISTAN AND MALDO IN OUR HANDS!! I WANT SOME RANDOM DUDE TO COME HERE, BEAT UP THAT THING LIKE A CHINCHILLA, UNCHAIN US, TELL US THAT-” [HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS POWERS AGAIN WHEN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO FORGET!]

[ALSO, WASN'T I SUPPOSED TO DO WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO AND NOT TALK LIKE THIS IS ALL A PODCAST? THIS IS ANNOYING. HELLO, NARRATOR?? CAN YOU ACTUALLY START SOME ACTION OR-] “Who?”

Expunged broke the fourth wall
alright, you forgot to close tags again, buddy.

Last edited by -RobinJasmine- (June 8, 2024 13:34:47)

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