Place or suggest incorrect quotes like this:

A: why do you have an axe?
B: safety reasons.
C: B, we are in a city. What do you mea-
B: i dont want to get corona

Yeah like that
Anyways enjoy

Also, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT QUOTE CHAIN OR DO INNAPROPIATE QUOTES.

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Daron: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Serj: That's deep.
Shavo: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Serj: That's deeper.
John: …You guys are idiots.

dunno if this is necroposting

HurricaneMitch1998M wrote:

Daron: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Serj: That's deep.
Shavo: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Serj: That's deeper.
John: …You guys are idiots.

dunno if this is necroposting

this is dead lmao

Tim: Jake won’t come out of their room!
Tom: Just tell them I said something.
Tim: Like what?
Tom: Anything factually incorrect.
Tim, shrugging: If you say so.
Jake, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

———————

Clint & Jake in the back of Tim's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Tom: We have food at home.
Tim: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Clint &; Jake: YAYYYYYY!
Tim: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

Oh wow this came back alive

Anyway,

684pika: Silencio looks sad. What happened?
Potato: oh, that? thats just him being tired. Besides, i need him for something. Could you call him?
684pika: but how? He wont help you unless hes awake…
Potato: just say something stupid.
684pika: okay…
684pika, shouting: THE PRODUCT OF 2X AND 19Y IS 38XY!!!
Silencio, angry and fully awake: YOU FORGOT THE SQUARE YOU SINGLE MINDED-

—————— —————— —————— —————— —————— —————— ——————

Silencio: this movie is boring.
Potato: have a little joy man! We arent even in the climax!
Silencio: fine.
*after the episode…*
Silencio: wheres the climax?
Potato: that was just episode 1.

Me, as a content creator: I'm running on 3 hours of sleep, imaginary scenarios, and enough coffee to kill a bear, and I'm ready to fight god…..
Also me: OR BECOME HIM
My follower: gurl you ok

Aura: I know you're autistic.
Onyx: How?
Aura: You have a playlist with only two songs.
Aura: And they are the Wii music and the Daycare Theme
Aura: and they are on loop
Onyx: …

Person A: Where have you been all day?
Person B: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.