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- Chiroyce
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
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- ScolderCreations
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Fun programming fact everyone can relate to: StackOverflow
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- Chiroyce
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Fun programming fact everyone can relate to: StackOverflowwhy should you attack me in such a way? i mean, it's true
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- kccuber
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Snap! adds a javascript function block.
Nobody:
Not even some hacker:
Some kid: let me just steal all my classmates passwords with a freaking fake adobe flash download page
Nobody:
Not even some hacker:
Some kid: let me just steal all my classmates passwords with a freaking fake adobe flash download page
- Greg8128
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Error handling in C#:
Error handling in Go:
Error handling in Haskell:
try { int a = foo(); int b = bar(); return a*b; } catch (Exception e) { return 10; }
a, err := foo(); if err != nil { return 10; } b, err := bar(); if err != nil { return 10; } return a*b
foldr const 10 $ liftA2 (*) foo bar
- ScolderCreations
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
What is pi times infinity?
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- The_Imaginarium
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1000+ posts
What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Imagine being so good at English you can rhyme math. *rap battle*
Last edited by The_Imaginarium (July 8, 2021 20:55:35)
- gosoccerboy5
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
this is a very common theme on certain subreddits. “javascript bad”*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* very funny *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *deep fried wheeze* *world ending by laughing* *ded* 1+1 = 11
It's funny that it's a bad joke? You made me grin though.
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- Vaibhs11
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1000+ posts
What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
he didn't add strings lolthis is a very common theme on certain subreddits. “javascript bad”*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* very funny *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *deep fried wheeze* *world ending by laughing* *ded* 1+1 = 11
It's funny that it's a bad joke? You made me grin though.
- ScolderCreations
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1000+ posts
What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
l meant tohe didn't add strings lolthis is a very common theme on certain subreddits. “javascript bad”*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* very funny *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *deep fried wheeze* *world ending by laughing* *ded* 1+1 = 11
It's funny that it's a bad joke? You made me grin though.
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- Vaibhs11
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1000+ posts
What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
“these”, ‘these’ and `these` are needed to indicate strings in javascriptl meant tohe didn't add strings lolthis is a very common theme on certain subreddits. “javascript bad”*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* very funny *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *deep fried wheeze* *world ending by laughing* *ded* 1+1 = 11
It's funny that it's a bad joke? You made me grin though.
- Chiroyce
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1000+ posts
What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
7 8 9 why was 6 afraid of 7
Seven ATE nine
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- -ShadowOfTheFuture-
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1000+ posts
What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Here's one I copied from some website:
A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.
The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.
The statistician yells “We got him!”
A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.
The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.
The statistician yells “We got him!”
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- gosoccerboy5
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
honestly, I do kinda have to agree.Type coercion was a mistake this is a very common theme on certain subreddits. “javascript bad”
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- gdpr5b78aa4361827f5c2a08d700
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1000+ posts
What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
something feels wrong here:
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- ScolderCreations
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1000+ posts
What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.ls this an epic Gamer fnf reference?!?! The physicist does some basic
The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.
The statistician yells “We got him!”
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- Vaibhs11
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1000+ posts
What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
mysql is a very good comedy short, you should watch it. something feels wrong here: