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- brourbeinsus
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
- gosoccerboy5
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Classic:
A programmer had a problem.
So they used regex.
Now they have two.
(bonus: now they have [object Object] problems)
A programmer had a problem.
So they used regex.
Now they have two.
(bonus: now they have [object Object] problems)
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- NFlex23
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
(the lambda expression (hopefully) is relatively language neutral)
LOL Quite funny :P
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- Vaibhs11
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
>:((the lambda expression (hopefully) is relatively language neutral)
LOL Quite funny :P
I still don't understand the joke
- mybearworld
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
[View post]Classic:I hate using alert just because of [object Object]
A programmer had a problem.
So they used regex.
Now they have two.
(bonus: now they have [object Object] problems)
[View post]>:(lambda is this
I still don't understand the joke
x = lambda: print(1)
x = function(){print(1);}
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- gosoccerboy5
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
>:(c doesnt have lambdas right?
I still don't understand the joke
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- Vaibhs11
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
true.>:(c doesnt have lambdas right?
I still don't understand the joke
- kccuber
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
i dont know if this counts, but
“You spelled it wrong.”
~guthib 2021
Also…
“Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh”
~griffpatch 2021
“You spelled it wrong.”
~guthib 2021
Also…
“Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh”
~griffpatch 2021
Last edited by kccuber (June 9, 2021 16:29:51)
- Chiroyce
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
“You spelled it wrong.”
~guthib 2021
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“Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh”i didnt get it …. mind explaining?
~griffpatch 2021
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this is a test sentence
- Ankit_Anmol
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Same reaction“You spelled it wrong.”
~guthib 2021“Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh”i didnt get it …. mind explaining?
~griffpatch 2021
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- kccuber
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
I meant this: i didnt get it …. mind explaining?
“make sure to check ‘run without screen refresh’”
~griffpatch 2021
- gosoccerboy5
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Null safety in Dart in a nutshell:
there are a LOT of question and exclamation marks..
fortunately, dart's flow analysis is powerful and epic so you can use that to work with null safety
ok so why is my pfp not loading
!!!!!!!???????!?!?!??!?!?????!?!??!?!??!?!?! String??? as foo! ??= blabla! (foo?.bar?.baz?.blabla?[5]! * 7)! - myclass.staticMethod?(varIable?)? if (foo == null) throw foo?.bar;
fortunately, dart's flow analysis is powerful and epic so you can use that to work with null safety
ok so why is my pfp not loading
Last edited by gosoccerboy5 (June 10, 2021 15:26:18)
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- Chiroyce
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
“make sure to check ‘run without screen refresh’”
~griffpatch 2021
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“make sure to keep this variable ‘for this sprite only’”
~griffpatch 2021
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— New Buildings in Scratch's headquarters
— Give every Scratcher an M1 MacBook Air
— Scratch should let users edit other Scratchers' projects
— Make a statue for Jeffalo
— Scratch Tech Tips™
— Make a Chiroyce statue emoji
<img src=“x” onerror=“alert('XSS vulnerability discovered')”>
this is a test sentence
- kccuber
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
that's because fastly ate your pfp ok so why is my pfp not loading
another classic haha made by griffpatch:
“make skip smoke” (it was supposed to be “skid smoke” and he corrected it 2 episodes later)
Last edited by kccuber (June 10, 2021 15:18:43)
- Raihan142857
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
“i have so many feet!” - griffpatch 2020that's because fastly ate your pfp ok so why is my pfp not loading
another classic haha made by griffpatch:
“make skip smoke” (it was supposed to be “skid smoke” and he corrected it 2 episodes later)
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- kccuber
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
“Lol… So, my next video is going to have ears… What can I say!” ~ griffpatch 2021“i have so many feet!” - griffpatch 2020that's because fastly ate your pfp ok so why is my pfp not loading
another classic haha made by griffpatch:
“make skip smoke” (it was supposed to be “skid smoke” and he corrected it 2 episodes later)
- Chiroyce
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Timestamp = 24:06 | Tile Scrolling Platformer Tutorial | Part 11 | Death, Background & Sound
_____________
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❝ It’s very satisfying to finally have sound, and also losing a life. ❞
— griffpatch, 2021
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April Fools' topics:
— New Buildings in Scratch's headquarters
— Give every Scratcher an M1 MacBook Air
— Scratch should let users edit other Scratchers' projects
— Make a statue for Jeffalo
— Scratch Tech Tips™
— Make a Chiroyce statue emoji
<img src=“x” onerror=“alert('XSS vulnerability discovered')”>
this is a test sentence
- kccuber
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Timestamp = 24:06 | Tile Scrolling Platformer Tutorial | Part 11 | Death, Background & Sound
_____________❝ It’s very satisfying to finally have sound, and also losing a life. ❞
— griffpatch, 2021
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also in the beginning of the video
- kccuber
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Normal people: Red vs Blue
Programmers: NPM vs Yarn