Evil Kumquat

As you may hear that there is something called an Evil Kumquat. It is just a funny thing. Cheddar Girl invented it. But anyways it is something you do to your signature saying: “An evil kumquat ate my signature” and having your old signature be removed or then again just add a ton of lines so you can save it.
Like so:

Real Evil Kumquat Sig wrote:

An evil kumquat ate my signature







“Real Sig”

What you see wrote:

An evil kumquat ate my signature

Here is a better explanation of the joke:

EvilKumquat wrote:

An evil kumquat is not a kumquat. It is a species that has evolved to master the art of camouflage and blend into the unexpected society of innocent kumquats. “Kumquats” and “Evil Kumquats” are in no way related except visually. Evil Kumquats look like Kumquats, but when eating they grow mouths with fangs and feast on signatures. The main and only food group for a kumquat is the signature. Each kumquat eats about 2-3 siggys every month to survive.

All wrong. An evil kumquat is not a kumquat. It is a species that has evolved to master the art of camouflage and blend into the unexpected society of innocent kumquats. “Kumquats” and “Evil Kumquats” are in no way related except visually. Evil Kumquats look like Kumquats, but when eating they grow mouths with fangs and feast on signatures. The main and only food group for a kumquat is the signature. Each kumquat eats about 2-3 siggys every month to survive.

EvilKumquat wrote:

All wrong. An evil kumquat is not a kumquat. It is a species that has evolved to master the art of camouflage and blend into the unexpected society of innocent kumquats. “Kumquats” and “Evil Kumquats” are in no way related except visually. Evil Kumquats look like Kumquats, but when eating they grow mouths with fangs and feast on signatures. The main and only food group for a kumquat is the signature. Each kumquat eats about 2-3 siggys every month to survive.

As you are wrong yet you explain the joke so I'll add that.

There's really no such thing as an evil kumquat (unless you count all the accounts claiming to be one). I just being too lazy to reconstruct the old sig I had from the 1.4 forums after the image hosting site I used was no longer supported, so I just went with the idea of blaming it all on an evil kumquat.

cheddargirl wrote:

There's really no such thing as an evil kumquat (unless you count all the accounts claiming to be one). I just being too lazy to reconstruct the old sig I had from the 1.4 forums after the image hosting site I used was no longer supported, so I just went with the idea of blaming it all on an evil kumquat.

Mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm.

The REAL kumquat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumquat

OmnipotentPotato wrote:

cheddargirl wrote:

There's really no such thing as an evil kumquat (unless you count all the accounts claiming to be one). I just being too lazy to reconstruct the old sig I had from the 1.4 forums after the image hosting site I used was no longer supported, so I just went with the idea of blaming it all on an evil kumquat.

Mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm.

xP

Hi!

A kumquat is a fruit with no evil intent at all.

theonlygusti wrote:

The REAL kumquat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumquat

Literally!

Techno-CAT wrote:

Hi!

A kumquat is a fruit with no evil intent at all.

OMG, like I never realized (sarcasm!)
C'mon we understand O.K.

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mitopolis wrote:

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Don't bump a topic if it is not an answer/suggestion. Especially if it is not even your topic.

RPFluffy wrote:

Evil Kumquat

As you may hear that there is something called an Evil Kumquat. It is just a funny thing. I can't remember who created it, I think Cheddar Girl did. But anyways it is something you do to your signature –like mine– saying: “An evil kumquat ate my signature” and having your old signature be removed or then again just add a ton of lines so you can save it.
Like so:

Real Evil Kumquat Sig wrote:

“Words”







“Real Sig”

What you see wrote:

“Words”

Here is a better explanation of the joke:

EvilKumquat wrote:

An evil kumquat is not a kumquat. It is a species that has evolved to master the art of camouflage and blend into the unexpected society of innocent kumquats. “Kumquats” and “Evil Kumquats” are in no way related except visually. Evil Kumquats look like Kumquats, but when eating they grow mouths with fangs and feast on signatures. The main and only food group for a kumquat is the signature. Each kumquat eats about 2-3 siggys every month to survive.

So false. It's made by Cheddar Girl. Look it up in SCRATCH WIKI.
Oh. For fun:
—————————-
Sorry. This sig was eaten by an Evil kumquat.

Sharer123 wrote:

RPFluffy wrote:

Evil Kumquat

As you may hear that there is something called an Evil Kumquat. It is just a funny thing. I can't remember who created it, I think Cheddar Girl did. But anyways it is something you do to your signature saying: “An evil kumquat ate my signature” and having your old signature be removed or then again just add a ton of lines so you can save it.
Like so:

Real Evil Kumquat Sig wrote:

An evil kumquat ate my signature







“Real Sig”

What you see wrote:

An evil kumquat ate my signature

Here is a better explanation of the joke:

EvilKumquat wrote:

An evil kumquat is not a kumquat. It is a species that has evolved to master the art of camouflage and blend into the unexpected society of innocent kumquats. “Kumquats” and “Evil Kumquats” are in no way related except visually. Evil Kumquats look like Kumquats, but when eating they grow mouths with fangs and feast on signatures. The main and only food group for a kumquat is the signature. Each kumquat eats about 2-3 siggys every month to survive.

So false. It's made by Cheddar Girl. Look it up in SCRATCH WIKI.
Oh. For fun:
—————————-
Sorry. This sig was eaten by an Evil kumquat.

I say, I think it was created by Cheddar Girl…
Duh.

cheddargirl wrote:

There's really no such thing as an evil kumquat (unless you count all the accounts claiming to be one). I just being too lazy to reconstruct the old sig I had from the 1.4 forums after the image hosting site I used was no longer supported, so I just went with the idea of blaming it all on an evil kumquat.

No such thing as an evil kumquat????? I shall eat all siggys for that insult!!!