What is an Evil Kumquat? [Answers!]

RPFluffy

Evil Kumquat

As you may hear that there is something called an Evil Kumquat. It is just a funny thing. Cheddar Girl invented it. But anyways it is something you do to your signature saying: “An evil kumquat ate my signature” and having your old signature be removed or then again just add a ton of lines so you can save it.
Like so:

Real Evil Kumquat Sig wrote:
An evil kumquat ate my signature

“Real Sig”

What you see wrote:
An evil kumquat ate my signature

Here is a better explanation of the joke:

EvilKumquat wrote:
An evil kumquat is not a kumquat. It is a species that has evolved to master the art of camouflage and blend into the unexpected society of innocent kumquats. “Kumquats” and “Evil Kumquats” are in no way related except visually. Evil Kumquats look like Kumquats, but when eating they grow mouths with fangs and feast on signatures. The main and only food group for a kumquat is the signature. Each kumquat eats about 2-3 siggys every month to survive.

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EvilKumquat

All wrong. An evil kumquat is not a kumquat. It is a species that has evolved to master the art of camouflage and blend into the unexpected society of innocent kumquats. “Kumquats” and “Evil Kumquats” are in no way related except visually. Evil Kumquats look like Kumquats, but when eating they grow mouths with fangs and feast on signatures. The main and only food group for a kumquat is the signature. Each kumquat eats about 2-3 siggys every month to survive.

RPFluffy

EvilKumquat wrote:
All wrong. An evil kumquat is not a kumquat. It is a species that has evolved to master the art of camouflage and blend into the unexpected society of innocent kumquats. “Kumquats” and “Evil Kumquats” are in no way related except visually. Evil Kumquats look like Kumquats, but when eating they grow mouths with fangs and feast on signatures. The main and only food group for a kumquat is the signature. Each kumquat eats about 2-3 siggys every month to survive.

As you are wrong yet you explain the joke so I'll add that.

Nothing Is EVER 100%, that is just an assumption.

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cheddargirl

There's really no such thing as an evil kumquat (unless you count all the accounts claiming to be one). I just being too lazy to reconstruct the old sig I had from the 1.4 forums after the image hosting site I used was no longer supported, so I just went with the idea of blaming it all on an evil kumquat.

Sadly, my forum signature was eaten by an evil kumquat.

OmnipotentPotato

cheddargirl wrote:
There's really no such thing as an evil kumquat (unless you count all the accounts claiming to be one). I just being too lazy to reconstruct the old sig I had from the 1.4 forums after the image hosting site I used was no longer supported, so I just went with the idea of blaming it all on an evil kumquat.

Mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm.

theonlygusti

The REAL kumquat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumquat

derpmeup

OmnipotentPotato wrote:
cheddargirl wrote:
There's really no such thing as an evil kumquat (unless you count all the accounts claiming to be one). I just being too lazy to reconstruct the old sig I had from the 1.4 forums after the image hosting site I used was no longer supported, so I just went with the idea of blaming it all on an evil kumquat.
Mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm.

xP

hey bro that's a pretty good meme xD!

Techno-CAT

Hi!

A kumquat is a fruit with no evil intent at all.

See what people have created by clicking here.

RPFluffy

theonlygusti wrote:
The REAL kumquat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumquat

Literally!

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RPFluffy

Techno-CAT wrote:
Hi!

A kumquat is a fruit with no evil intent at all.

OMG, like I never realized (sarcasm!)
C'mon we understand O.K.

Nothing Is EVER 100%, that is just an assumption.

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My “..” and “…” are not spelling mistakes, it means that they are ways of telling someone that I can continue more about it and that the sentence isn't ended the best way. I like putting new indents and lines so I can split up what I am talking about.

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mitopolis

bump

My signature just ate your evil kumquat!

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OmnipotentPotato

mitopolis wrote:
bump

Don't bump a topic if it is not an answer/suggestion. Especially if it is not even your topic.

Sharer123

RPFluffy wrote:
Evil Kumquat

As you may hear that there is something called an Evil Kumquat. It is just a funny thing. I can't remember who created it, I think Cheddar Girl did. But anyways it is something you do to your signature –like mine– saying: “An evil kumquat ate my signature” and having your old signature be removed or then again just add a ton of lines so you can save it.
Like so:
Real Evil Kumquat Sig wrote:
“Words”

“Real Sig”

What you see wrote:
“Words”

Here is a better explanation of the joke:
EvilKumquat wrote:
An evil kumquat is not a kumquat. It is a species that has evolved to master the art of camouflage and blend into the unexpected society of innocent kumquats. “Kumquats” and “Evil Kumquats” are in no way related except visually. Evil Kumquats look like Kumquats, but when eating they grow mouths with fangs and feast on signatures. The main and only food group for a kumquat is the signature. Each kumquat eats about 2-3 siggys every month to survive.

So false. It's made by Cheddar Girl. Look it up in SCRATCH WIKI.
Oh. For fun:
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Sorry. This sig was eaten by an Evil kumquat.

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RPFluffy

Sharer123 wrote:
RPFluffy wrote:
Evil Kumquat

As you may hear that there is something called an Evil Kumquat. It is just a funny thing. I can't remember who created it, I think Cheddar Girl did. But anyways it is something you do to your signature saying: “An evil kumquat ate my signature” and having your old signature be removed or then again just add a ton of lines so you can save it.
Like so:
Real Evil Kumquat Sig wrote:
An evil kumquat ate my signature

“Real Sig”

What you see wrote:
An evil kumquat ate my signature

Here is a better explanation of the joke:
EvilKumquat wrote:
An evil kumquat is not a kumquat. It is a species that has evolved to master the art of camouflage and blend into the unexpected society of innocent kumquats. “Kumquats” and “Evil Kumquats” are in no way related except visually. Evil Kumquats look like Kumquats, but when eating they grow mouths with fangs and feast on signatures. The main and only food group for a kumquat is the signature. Each kumquat eats about 2-3 siggys every month to survive.
So false. It's made by Cheddar Girl. Look it up in SCRATCH WIKI.
Oh. For fun:
—————————-
Sorry. This sig was eaten by an Evil kumquat.

I say, I think it was created by Cheddar Girl…
Duh.

Nothing Is EVER 100%, that is just an assumption.

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My “..” and “…” are not spelling mistakes, it means that they are ways of telling someone that I can continue more about it and that the sentence isn't ended the best way. I like putting new indents and lines so I can split up what I am talking about.

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Evil_Kumquat420

cheddargirl wrote:
There's really no such thing as an evil kumquat (unless you count all the accounts claiming to be one). I just being too lazy to reconstruct the old sig I had from the 1.4 forums after the image hosting site I used was no longer supported, so I just went with the idea of blaming it all on an evil kumquat.

No such thing as an evil kumquat????? I shall eat all siggys for that insult!!!

Fellow Kumquats! Go here for many siggy's and logos to eat.
They make the best logos and siggy's for all.

cheddargirl wrote:
There's really no such thing as an evil kumquat (unless you count all the accounts claiming to be one).

What? No such thing as an evil kumquat? We shall always fight for kumquat rights! Join me!
I ate the rest of this signature. De-licious!

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