HEY YOU!

YES YOU!

Want a random meaningless political rant in your project that has literally nothing to do with it and conveys no message?
Then you have to the right place! Or left if you are leftist.

All you need to do, is give me a topic, and I will rant for a specified amount of paragraphs!

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This topic sounds awesome. I want to work here.