You see it when you read about this guy named J.B. Soper. He had this huge business. He ran a whole company. But he had this one problem: he was just too fat to be a real businessman. He got the government to declare him a fatality. He went to prison for years. He got out and he tried to start a new company and it wasn't successful and he got back in jail and he was like, “All right, let me get out of here and go out there and make this company and I'm going to make a lot of money and I'm going to start a company, and the whole world's going to be the beneficiary of my success and I'll never have to work again.” Well, he ended up having to work again, but he didn't want to work. And he didn't want to be a real businessman at that time, he wanted to be a fat businessman. He just wanted to

Sheep go baa.
Cows go moo.
What does the fox say? - a little dance.
Where is the goose at? - at home.
Is the ground earthen? - a few tracks.
Why do we say china! - have I got mucky feet?
Is it ‘sleeptime’? - no worries.
Does the leafata say ‘morning’? - Pyeonhchun!
Does the broom say ‘go to bed’? - Kim myyeonhyangmyeon.
What is the horse's

Creeper? Aw man.
So we back in the mine.
I still get nightmares
Of small voices in my head,
The woods, And they grow louder.
Singing, “Don't rock the boat, man”
Trying to steal the boat.
Guess that whole release
Was just to throw away all hope
Of having more riffs on “Wheels”
-Bruh, I couldn't even reach that.
Maybe that's because I'm a little hung up
On doing just what they said
All the

A new leak claims to reveal the fifth DLC fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to be the Marth Fighter.

There's a new video showing off the Marth Fighter and its new combo trees and moves that can combo off of these trees. There's also a new menu trick that I can't confirm yet but apparently happens when you press the spacebar to jump.

For example, if you have Marth in the middle of an Aerial Smash, you can press it to leap off a ledge and jump before the move completes. Additionally, Marth has the same combo tree

A new leak claims to reveal the fifth DLC fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to be Bombastle Boy.

Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS/Wii U [Official site] is out in Japan this week. The game's seventh playable fighter, Bombastle Boy, is its fourth downloadable fighter, and will follow Big Banana as the final DLC fighter, presumably in 2015.

The Koopa Troopa Friends leak suggests that Bombastle Boy will be more of a neutral character, which is a departure from previous fighters where he is neutral. It

A new leak claims to reveal the fifth DLC fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to be of the now non-released “Piranha Plant” mode.

The leak was originally shown off by Jason Rohrer, who posted a screenshot of it to his Twitter account. It seems that the new fighter is similar in design to the two previous fighters from Super Smash Bros. Brawl but uses an uncommon version of an item. It includes the Piranha Plant, a game mechanic that can be brought to other characters. In Smash Bros. Brawl, the Piranha Plant appears to have

A new leak claims to reveal the fifth DLC fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to be revealed on March 4.

Japari Park has shown off a new level of content for the Wii U exclusive, according to a news report from Reddit.

It is unclear at this point how these new content deals are obtained, but the report claims that when the new trailer goes live, viewers will be able to play around with the new game in a “limited” free play mode.

The level details of the trailer have not been confirmed at this time, but if true,

A new leak claims to reveal the fifth DLC fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to be called ‘Champion Samus.’

Ubisoft announced at the Game Developers Conference in March that the next Smash Bros. game will be featuring the likes of protagonist Samus Aran, her alter-ego, Princess Peach, and the rest of the cast of Bayonetta. Since then, it's been a little difficult to confirm whether or not it'll be known by its final name: Champion Samus.

Update: Some people have just confirmed that it is indeed Champion Samus

A new leak claims to reveal the fifth DLC fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to be coming to Nintendo Switch.

Just like the original Smash Bros., there will be DLC content of several “hardcore modes,” including three new challenges. Four new character can be unlocked by playing through the game. Nintendo reveals this new data in a video below, where it appears as though the campaign will feature new fighters, while some other modes may look similar to the ones from previous titles.

The data comes from an official source, and isn't too dissimilar to the Super Smash Bros.

“You're a wizard, Harry!” said Hagrid as he prepared a pan of lumps. “I've seen the likes of you perform magic and I'd thought you would be a man of your word. How did you come to this, anyway?”

Harry shrugged, much to the Headmaster's delight. “Maybe it was my mother.”

“I'm sure the means you used to assist with our house fire had more to do with it than your last name,” Hagrid said. "Remember, everyone here thought that Tom Riddle had been the one

“You're a wizard, Harry!” said Hagrid as the group rushed out of the Goblet. They went back to the castle, left it dark, and collapsed in the library.

That was the week that they would go through the Chamber of Secrets, and that was also the week that Sirius would take the diadem from Draco Malfoy. For them to go through there, to leave the vault, was an unbearable experience.

They took books to Slytherin and to Hufflepuff. Both were next to despair. When Hagrid ran away, he dashed

“You're a wizard, Harry!” said Hagrid as he zipped back into the cabin.

“Thanks,” said Harry, easing his wand into his pocket. It was a holy-looking piece of metal, thicker and wider than the Scrimshulds' new wand. It was made of enough platinum to melt a mountain, and Harry'd given a lot of thought to it. He hadn't actually seen the inside of the cursed village, but he wasn't about to go into a wizarding duel and hurt his precious metal wand. He immediately pulled a precaution

“You're a wizard, Harry!” said Hagrid as he handed Harry over to the astonished trio. “I'll tell you all about this place, the story of how the Longbottoms came to be there and the wizarding world at large, but I can't tell you any of that right now.”

“Do you think Dumbledore could help us?” demanded Harry, pleading.

"Yes, very likely, he's the man responsible for this place. He's good at what he does, and he's my teacher, that much is evident, but I

“You're a wizard, Harry!” said Hagrid as Harry made his way over to his friends. “Harry! You've just met Dumbledore!” Harry looked around at the many green eyed, squinting faces. “Dumbledore! Where is he?”

"I'm afraid that once you arrive here it's safe to assume you are in a room already occupied by an elf, an assortment of Death Eaters, and a lot of unconscious bodies. Fortunately you will find several accessible treasure chests scattered throughout the castle, as well as some highly guarded passageways leading out

“You're a wizard, Harry!” said Hagrid as he peered down into the little, teetering and distorted shape. “I'm afraid you're definitely not a pureblood,” he added.

Harry closed his eyes again, but couldn't help being dazzled by the colors and shapes that seemed to light up the night. These things would never be seen in the common room at Hogwarts, they were far too incredible.

Then, suddenly, everything was quiet for just a moment. The only sound that was making it into the Hogwarts common room was the

“You're a wizard, Harry!” said Hagrid as he entered the living room of the cottage. “You're really nice.”

“You don't think I am too much, do you?” he asked, crossing his arms.

“Oh, that's for Miss Granger to decide,” she responded cheekily.

Harry glanced over to Ron, who stared at him blankly, and Hermione, who was trying not to laugh.

“Oh, this is going to be an interesting year,” he thought.

At last, he started to

excelguru wrote:

Skullgirls and the Pirate Women

excelguru wrote:

Is it just me or did it suddenly become less “funny”? It is now more frequently quoting things word-for-word.

Meatlejuice wrote:

excelguru wrote:

Is it just me or did it suddenly become less “funny”? It is now more frequently quoting things word-for-word.

According to the website, it's using a different GPT-2 model right now. It's only temporary but the site doesn't specify how long it'll last.

excelguru wrote:

Meatlejuice wrote:

excelguru wrote:

Is it just me or did it suddenly become less “funny”? It is now more frequently quoting things word-for-word.

According to the website, it's using a different GPT-2 model right now. It's only temporary but the site doesn't specify how long it'll last.

That was there when I first found it. But once it just stopped giving answers for a minute or so and then it started again. Then I came back and it just became less “funny”. (i.e. more word-for-word quotations)

Meatlejuice wrote:

excelguru wrote:

Meatlejuice wrote:

excelguru wrote:

Is it just me or did it suddenly become less “funny”? It is now more frequently quoting things word-for-word.

According to the website, it's using a different GPT-2 model right now. It's only temporary but the site doesn't specify how long it'll last.

That was there when I first found it. But once it just stopped giving answers for a minute or so and then it started again. Then I came back and it just became less “funny”. (i.e. more word-for-word quotations)

Ah okay, in that case I haven't a clue, sorry.

TheDiamonGamer wrote:

i've come to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a real person with a unique color palette. There are differences in every mode in each game, but the true key to the game is the team scheme – which shifts depending on the color of the individual in the team.

When you begin playing, you're given a traditional “hippie” mindset by the team of three mercenaries as they chat about how they go about their business. The company they work for, meanwhile, has a mysterious past and the mercenary prefers to keep its secrets a secret. The party is then

SuperDoom wrote:

TheDiamonGamer wrote:

i've come to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a real person with a unique color palette. There are differences in every mode in each game, but the true key to the game is the team scheme – which shifts depending on the color of the individual in the team.

When you begin playing, you're given a traditional “hippie” mindset by the team of three mercenaries as they chat about how they go about their business. The company they work for, meanwhile, has a mysterious past and the mercenary prefers to keep its secrets a secret. The party is then

Better than the original, not safe for Scratch quote because, well, it's safe for Scratch.

The next Minecraft update will include the addition of 8-player “Forge World”, and 8-player Multi-Player, along with other upgrades to the game's interface and graphics. This update will also see changes made to “Join” functionality.

Unfortunately, not all of the details of the upcoming update have yet been revealed by Mojang, but one fansite, Minecraft Forum, has confirmed the upcoming Minecraft: Pocket Edition* update will include the latest Mod API, the first of which will be available for development tools at the end of June.

Also, while Update 1.6 will address a few of the still-thrilling bugs that plague the old minecraft game, there are also plans to increase server processing performance, as well as improve the farm and world tools

Hello! My name is Nambaseking01 on Scratch and I am a person that loves to write and program! With a background in Mathematics, Economics and Science I strive to give my audience a creative experience and a bit of a mystery. At the moment I am creating two mods. Both of them focus on improving Fallout 4's XP-Boosting feature, Vault-Tec Workshop.Vault-Tec Workshop is a server-side mod that allows you to earn XP for crafting mods, loot, and generally doing things within the game. The mod should be good enough to satisfy modders. One mod by username Zoomtech, then another by endoxer, both found in my Nifskope repository. Along with these mods comes a simple mod that will

Nambaseking01 wrote:

Seems interesting! So my input was “Hello! My name is Nambaseking01 on Scratch and I am a person that loves to write and program!” and here's what it got transformed into:

Hello! My name is Nambaseking01 on Scratch and I am a person that loves to write and program! With a background in Mathematics, Economics and Science I strive to give my audience a creative experience and a bit of a mystery. At the moment I am creating two mods. Both of them focus on improving Fallout 4's XP-Boosting feature, Vault-Tec Workshop.Vault-Tec Workshop is a server-side mod that allows you to earn XP for crafting mods, loot, and generally doing things within the game. The mod should be good enough to satisfy modders. One mod by username Zoomtech, then another by endoxer, both found in my Nifskope repository. Along with these mods comes a simple mod that will