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MemeoftheWeek
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Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)


DISCLAIMER: Any reference made to Shef Werld being an actual business is false. This is all just an act, as an expansion of the Shef Werld Cinematic Universe and to give The Shef Chop something more unique. This also explains the complicated English, as well as the Shef Kerbi lore that newcomers may not be aware of.




If you are a customer looking to have a job done, scroll down to the Hi, I would like something thanks section



The Shef Chop is the culmination of several months of decrypting and interpreting how Scratch's Requests forums operate, and more importantly to plan a strategy to dominate be very help. Shef Werld, ever since it's inception in February 2019 and having roots formed several months prior, is a grand corporate conglomerate with plans set sight on taking over the Scratch website and other websites within Scratch's sphere of influence (such as the TBG Forums) being very good helpful to everyone thank you
Due to a decision from Shef Kerbi, the CEO of Shef Werld, we've decided that it would be of great financial and social benefit to take on the Requests forum, a place previously dismissed by our group for being “too different from the other forums”, “too complicated” or “normies lol”


The Shef Chop is a variety shop, with the goal of being able to provide as many types of goods/services as possible in our mission of diversification of our income be helpful to scratchers!!

The month of July will act as a tester month to see what goods/services we will offer once the shop develops more. Currently, our store will accept to create logos, banners and other graphic design and custom epic t-shirts courtesy of Shef Kerbi's Apparel (please buy our shirts thank you).
We will also provide a service for people to host HTML/CSS webpages using our existing website (note that these webpages will contain no backend code, meaning if you would like to have your website updated, you will have to ask our team.)


During our extensive and lengthy process of reviewing the Scratch Request forums (which I assure you was several months and not actually just 10 minutes of scrolling through shops that had the longest names to them), we have determined that currencies would be unsuitable for The Shef Chop due to:

  • A lack of any sort of economic trade between Dreem Lend (the origin of Shef Werld) and Scratch's Requests forums prior to the creation of this shop, meaning we have no precedent to determine if using a Scratch or Dreem Lend currency on a Scratch Requests shop would have a detrimental impact on Shef Werld's income from other services.
  • Scratch currencies not appearing to be as stable as traditional currencies, giving them a cryptocurrency-esque feel to it, which could undermine the operation of this shop if we ever planned on using a traditional currency such as Shef Dollars for this shop
Also while I'm at it, Shop Guards are overrated and kumquats are illegal in Dreem Lend.

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Yes, the ‘c’ does in fact make an ‘s’ sound

Last edited by MemeoftheWeek (July 5, 2019 16:15:42)

CatsUnited
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)



If you are a customer, welcome! Don't be scared by the big complicated English words and Dreem Lend lingo, it's fine (I promise). If you would like to make an order, fill out the form below:

Username:
Name of your order (give your order a good name):
What sort of work you want done:
Description of work (please go into detail about it):
Deadline (month, day, year):
Other Notes:
[ ] Fill in this box to agree to the 46 pages of terms and conditions that Shef Kerbi himself wrote
Once we've begun work on your request, it will be shown in the Order List.

CatsUnited
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Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)


The Shef Chop will operate similarly to Shef Kerbi News Network in that the operation will require the actions and talents of others (maybe with less MS Paint this time, though if you want an art commission with the classic Shef Kerbi aesthetic, go ahead.)
This is the current employment form to sign up to become a employee of The Shef Chop:

Name (can be your username or a different name, but if so, then put your username in parenthesis):
Scratcher?:
Reason?:
[ ] Fill in this box to agree to the 46 pages of terms and conditions that Shef Kerbi himself wrote
Currently, the only options available are to either be a manager (of which there's currently no formal procedure to doing that) and to be an employee who helps customers fill their requirements to get the job done. We would like to have a varied skill set so the amount of things we can provide to customers will be increased. Once there are more employees, a more advanced shop employee system will be established.



Kawsaki (CatsUnited) - CEO, The Shef Chop
Wingull (OpenPoll) - ‘tecnologicool contributions’
Nintendo Switch Lite (berryjam3506) - *insert curb your enthusiasm theme here*

Last edited by CatsUnited (July 12, 2019 16:22:25)

openPoll
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Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

Name (can be your username or a different name, but if so, then put your username in parenthesis): Wingull (openPoll)
Scratcher?: yas my boss
Reason?: on the website it says I work here for “ ‘tecnologicool contributions’.”
[hey, this is not a box! This is just a pair of square brackets! so you should change it but who cares] Fill in this box to agree to the 46 pages of terms and conditions that Shef Kerbi himself wrote

Last edited by openPoll (July 7, 2019 17:55:08)

Truck11111
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1000+ posts

Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

if i need anything i'll order it here in your epic gamer shop
CatsUnited
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1000+ posts

Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

@openpoll welcome to news shop gang
vlpiscanc
Scratcher
500+ posts

Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

Username: vlpiscanc
Name of your order (give your order a good name): A banner for my shop
What sort of work you want done: Make a small 187x57 banner for https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/318624663
Description of work (please go into detail about it): Make a small 187x57 banner for https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/318624663 . It should contain the name of my shop and some items
Deadline (month, day, year): none
Other Notes:
Fill in this box to agree to the 46 pages of terms and conditions that Shef Kerbi himself wrote
CatsUnited
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Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)


Higher on list = Higher Priority
vlpiscanc - A banner for my shop
Make a small 187x57 banner for link, containing the name of the shop and some items
TailsFanV51 - Cooking with Kawsaki: Burger (Due 7/14/2019)
A short animation on how Tails (who represents me) wants a cheeseburger, and goes to The Shef Chop to get one. It's gonna be open script, which means we'll make it together basically. Although I do want Tails to be a sprite

Last edited by CatsUnited (July 7, 2019 17:55:38)

openPoll
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Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

vlpiscanc wrote:

Username: vlpiscanc
Name of your order (give your order a good name): A banner for my shop
What sort of work you want done: Make a small 187x57 banner for https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/318624663
Description of work (please go into detail about it): Make a small 187x57 banner for https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/318624663 . It should contain the name of my shop and some items
Deadline (month, day, year): none
Other Notes:
Fill in this box to agree to the 46 pages of terms and conditions that Shef Kerbi himself wrote
Is this good enough?

http://u.cubeupload.com/openPoll/j.png
edit: wrong size

Last edited by openPoll (July 7, 2019 09:22:17)

vlpiscanc
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Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

openPoll wrote:

vlpiscanc wrote:

Username: vlpiscanc
Name of your order (give your order a good name): A banner for my shop
What sort of work you want done: Make a small 187x57 banner for https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/318624663
Description of work (please go into detail about it): Make a small 187x57 banner for https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/318624663 . It should contain the name of my shop and some items
Deadline (month, day, year): none
Other Notes:
Fill in this box to agree to the 46 pages of terms and conditions that Shef Kerbi himself wrote
Is this good enough?

http://u.cubeupload.com/openPoll/j.png
edit: wrong size



I prefer my design.
TailsFanV51
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

i was gonna jokingly fill out a form that i want a burger
CatsUnited
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

TailsFanV51 wrote:

i was gonna jokingly fill out a form that i want a burger
we can do that
TailsFanV51
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

Username: TailsFanV51
Name of your order (give your order a good name): Cooking with Kawsaki: Burger
What sort of work you want done: A short animation on how Tails (who represents me) wants a cheeseburger, and goes to The Shef Chop to get one.
Description of work (please go into detail about it): Well, it's gonna be open script, which means we'll make it together basically. Although I do want Tails to be a sprite
Deadline (month, day, year): 7/14/19
Other Notes: GIMME DAT BURGER
[ you have kerbi's approval ] Fill in this box to agree to the 46 pages of terms and conditions that Shef Kerbi himself wrote
CatsUnited
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

TailsFanV51 wrote:

Username: TailsFanV51
Name of your order (give your order a good name): Cooking with Kawsaki: Burger
What sort of work you want done: A short animation on how Tails (who represents me) wants a cheeseburger, and goes to The Shef Chop to get one.
Description of work (please go into detail about it): Well, it's gonna be open script, which means we'll make it together basically. Although I do want Tails to be a sprite
Deadline (month, day, year): 7/14/19
Other Notes: GIMME DAT BURGER
[ you have kerbi's approval ] Fill in this box to agree to the 46 pages of terms and conditions that Shef Kerbi himself wrote
oh ok then
CatsUnited
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

vlpiscanc wrote:

openPoll wrote:

vlpiscanc wrote:

Username: vlpiscanc
Name of your order (give your order a good name): A banner for my shop
What sort of work you want done: Make a small 187x57 banner for https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/318624663
Description of work (please go into detail about it): Make a small 187x57 banner for https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/318624663 . It should contain the name of my shop and some items
Deadline (month, day, year): none
Other Notes:
Fill in this box to agree to the 46 pages of terms and conditions that Shef Kerbi himself wrote
Is this good enough?

http://u.cubeupload.com/openPoll/j.png
edit: wrong size
I prefer my design.
Can you show us your design?
TailsFanV51
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

CatsUnited
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1000+ posts

Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

TailsFanV51 wrote:

i request you to play kerbi 3d
done. cool
CatsUnited
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Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

*Pushing this topic up to the top of the Requests forum*
berryjam3506
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Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

Name (can be your username or a different name, but if so, then put your username in parenthesis): Nintendo Switch Lite (berryjam3506)
Scratcher?: isn't it obvious i'm a scratcher
Reason?: i work for a lot of currencies and shops already
{ no } Fill in this box to agree to the 46 pages of terms and conditions that Shef Kerbi himself wrote

Last edited by berryjam3506 (July 12, 2019 13:12:17)

CatsUnited
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Tʜᴇ Sʜᴇғ Cʜᴏᴘ - "the 'c' makes an 's' sound" (Requests Shop)

berryjam3506 wrote:

Name (can be your username or a different name, but if so, then put your username in parenthesis): Nintendo Switch Lite (berryjam3506)
Scratcher?: isn't it obvious i'm a scratcher
Reason?: i work for a lot of currencies and shops already
{ no } Fill in this box to agree to the 46 pages of terms and conditions that Shef Kerbi himself wrote
thanks for filling in the box

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