14152cool wrote:

*Drinks SCP-500 from SCP-198*
It's time to discuss 500 my boys

Well now I have to {DATA EXPUNGED] your hand.

oops

14152cool wrote:

*Drinks SCP-500 from SCP-198*
It's time to discuss 500 my boys

Uhh what do you mean?! ;P

14152cool wrote:

*Drinks SCP-500 from SCP-198*
It's time to discuss 500 my boys

Errr, it cures diseases?

EZ-Games wrote:

~snip~
Errr, it cures diseases?

Tbh, even I do not know what that is or does.

Dr. Nammy opens the door of Director Res' office.
Director Res: Nammy, what in the world…
Dr. Nammy: RES! I KNOW WHO THE CLASS-D MEMBER IS!
Dr. Nammy coughs and falls to the ground.
MTF Delta-8: Whoa, look out!
Nammy falls against a metal anvil and shouts. Delta-8 helps him up but Nammy has a serious face and looks like he went crazy.
Director Res: Chillax, my friend - sit down. We need to discuss about this. We saved the world by trapping those SCP's, why should we worry about any Class D member?
Nammy coughs again.
Dr. Nammy: Y-you don't understand… The O5… T-they ran off… They were so scared when they saw who it was…
Nammy coughs once again
Dr. Nammy: Even the MTF… Be careful, R-res… It's up t-t-t…
Dr. Nammy coughed one last time and fell to the ground. Dr. 1X4 opens the door and comes in,
Dr. 1X4: Res, what's going on?! N-Nammy? What? Did you see the MTF? The O5? Where they went?
Delta-8: In my opinion, Nammy had seen something worse than SCP-682 or SCP-1003…

To be continued…

Oh hey look, the O5 people made Site 44444.

@ResExsention, I have a suggestion for this topic, maybe in your first post, add a picture of the SCP Foundation logo, like what they do here (except with a different picture obviously):
https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/topic/340527/?page=1#post-3438636

Maybe we could do a picture like this (if you accept the idea):


YEEEEET 100 POSTS! LETS GOOOOOOO!

Item #:SCP-5252

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5252 is to be stored in a standard Safe-class containment locker in Site-44444 when not in use.

Description: SCP-5836 is an SCP created by Senior Researcher Tuwos when he was experimenting with Inavium, a material that can heal subjects that hold it but starts to harm subjects when it is held for longer than 30 seconds at a time.

SCP-5836 is a white metal “gun” with the end being replaced with a disc. Upon holding the trigger, a green ray the size of the disc is emitted from the disc. Subjects that are hit by the disc will be healed where the ray hits them.

Addendum 5836-1: Experiment Logs
Experiment 5836-A
Senior Researcher Tuwos hit himself, and then fired SCP-5252 where he hit himself. All of the pain there was relieved.
Experiment 5836-B
Senior Researcher Tuwos cut himself, and then fired SCP-5252 where he cut himself. The wound closed.
Experiment 5836-C
After an incident with SCP-198, Senior Researcher Tuwos was forced to amputate 1X4's hand. Researcher Tuwos then used SCP-5252 on 1X4's hand, and it regenerated.
Note: Wow, that worked. -Senior Researcher Tuwos
Experiment 5836-D
Senior Researcher Tuwos cut down a tree near Site-44444 and used SCP-5252 on the stump. The tree then quickly grew back.
Note: Hey, Inavium alone can't do that -Senior Researcher Tuwos!
Experiment 5836-E
Senior Researcher Tuwos caught a cold and fired SCP-5252 into his mouth. Nothing happened.
Experiment 5836-F
A Class-D was strapped to a chair and asked to say when he felt pain while SCP-5252 was fired onto their chest. Subject lasted for 5 and a half minutes before the ray stopped. After checking where the Inavium goes, the Inavium was grey, and it no longer had any effects.

Testing halted due to Inavium being rare.

sowut123 wrote:

Senior Researcher Tuwos caught a cold and fired SCP-5252 into his mouth. Nothing happened.

Welp, that's sad. -Dr.EZ

EZ-Games wrote:

@ResExsention, I have a suggestion for this topic, maybe in your first post, add a picture of the SCP Foundation logo, like what they do here (except with a different picture obviously):
https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/topic/340527/?page=1#post-3438636

Maybe we could do a picture like this (if you accept the idea):
-snip image i can't-

YEEEEET 100 POSTS! LETS GOOOOOOO!

That sounds like a great idea! However, I'm going to have to report it and let an ST add it because A) I can't edit it anymore and B) I can't even add images.

Thanks!

EZ-Games wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

Senior Researcher Tuwos caught a cold and fired SCP-5252 into his mouth. Nothing happened.

Welp, that's sad. -Dr.EZ

I think you need to fire at your neck. It's where the cold is, after all.

sowut123 wrote:

Oh hey look, the O5 people made Site 44444.

Shooooooooot. Get SCP-100000-J into a mobile containment unit and blow the nuke. We're headed to Site-44444.

PA: Attention, all staff. The onsite Omega warhead will be detonated in 90 seconds. Please exit the facility and board the nearest helicopter. Thank you.

In case you don't realize, every Foundation facility has a nuke at the bottom. They can blow the nuke if something terribly bad happens (like a massive containment breach that they can't stop).

Nambaseking01 wrote:

EZ-Games wrote:

~snip~
Errr, it cures diseases?

Tbh, even I do not know what that is or does.

Dr. Nammy opens the door of Director Res' office.
Director Res: Nammy, what in the world…
Dr. Nammy: RES! I KNOW WHO THE CLASS-D MEMBER IS!
Dr. Nammy coughs and falls to the ground.
MTF Delta-8: Whoa, look out!
Nammy falls against a metal anvil and shouts. Delta-8 helps him up but Nammy has a serious face and looks like he went crazy.
Director Res: Chillax, my friend - sit down. We need to discuss about this. We saved the world by trapping those SCP's, why should we worry about any Class D member?
Nammy coughs again.
Dr. Nammy: Y-you don't understand… The O5… T-they ran off… They were so scared when they saw who it was…
Nammy coughs once again
Dr. Nammy: Even the MTF… Be careful, R-res… It's up t-t-t…
Dr. Nammy coughed one last time and fell to the ground. Dr. 1X4 opens the door and comes in,
Dr. 1X4: Res, what's going on?! N-Nammy? What? Did you see the MTF? The O5? Where they went?
Delta-8: In my opinion, Nammy had seen something worse than SCP-682 or SCP-1003…

To be continued…

Yes, of course. I have a personal bodyguard of Mobile Task Force Delta-8 [EXPUNGED BY ESEF]

Director Res: Oh no… ESEF [EXPUNGED BY ESEF] are getting in agai[EXPUNGED BY ESEF]
Director Res: Maybe the nuke will [EXPUNGED BY ESEF] all the ESEF people because [EXPUNGED BY ESEF]
Director Res: Come on, agents. We're out of here [EXPUNGED BY ESEF].

—————————

What are you doing?

If you don't know, SCP-198 is the “Cup of Joe”. It's a blue and white striped tumbler that sticks to your hand if you touch it. Nothing can get it off. The Foundation has tried everything, by asking some Class Ds to pick up the cup and then trying to remove it. It seeps nutrients from you, and the only way to get more nutrients is to drink from the cup. Some doctor picked it up without realizing it was SCP-198 and he [DATA EXPUNGED] within 72 hours.

Also, the reason this is bad is because the cup fills with gross stuff (imagine drinking poop 24 hours straight or else you die.)

14152cool wrote:

Also, the reason this is bad is because the cup fills with gross stuff (imagine drinking poop 24 hours straight or else you die.)

Eww… #198 is disgusting!

Nambaseking01 wrote:

14152cool wrote:

Also, the reason this is bad is because the cup fills with gross stuff (imagine drinking poop 24 hours straight or else you die.)

Eww… #198 is disgusting!

And you have to drink that stuff. You can't get nutrients any other way if you touch the Cup of Joe…

Idk why everyone likes Joe so much. How about Joe Schmo? SCP-15██

The interview log is a bit disturbing, but essentially SCP-15██ is a man who cannot die. You can shoot him with 914 Brand Joe Schmo Gun and it wouldn't work. The 914 Brand Joe Schmo Bullet would just ping off.

He can also anomalously mess with electronics for some reason, and is an uncontrollable reality bender. He managed to escape once, and disappeared. If the Foundation finds him again they'll contain him in halothane vapor (because it's the only thing that can stop him) and use padlocks, because if they used electronic locks he would just mess with them.

ResExsention wrote:

And you have to drink that stuff. You can't get nutrients any other way if you touch the Cup of Joe…

Idk why everyone likes Joe so much. How about Joe Schmo? SCP-15██

The interview log is a bit disturbing, but essentially SCP-15██ is a man who cannot die. You can shoot him with 914 Brand Joe Schmo Gun and it wouldn't work. The 914 Brand Joe Schmo Bullet would just ping off.

He can also anomalously mess with electronics for some reason, and is an uncontrollable reality bender. He managed to escape once, and disappeared. If the Foundation finds him again they'll contain him in halothane vapor (because it's the only thing that can stop him) and use padlocks, because if they used electronic locks he would just mess with them.

That just makes everything worse.
Is the 914 Brand Joe Schmo Gun powerful?

Nambaseking01 wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

And you have to drink that stuff. You can't get nutrients any other way if you touch the Cup of Joe…

Idk why everyone likes Joe so much. How about Joe Schmo? SCP-15██

The interview log is a bit disturbing, but essentially SCP-15██ is a man who cannot die. You can shoot him with 914 Brand Joe Schmo Gun and it wouldn't work. The 914 Brand Joe Schmo Bullet would just ping off.

He can also anomalously mess with electronics for some reason, and is an uncontrollable reality bender. He managed to escape once, and disappeared. If the Foundation finds him again they'll contain him in halothane vapor (because it's the only thing that can stop him) and use padlocks, because if they used electronic locks he would just mess with them.

That just makes everything worse.
Is the 914 Brand Joe Schmo Gun powerful?

Haha

trolled

That doesn't exist.

But yeah, you can do whatever you want and he won't die. Joe Schmo isn't too happy about his immortality for some reason, though.

ResExsention wrote:

~snip~
Haha

trolled

That doesn't exist.

But yeah, you can do whatever you want and he won't die. Joe Schmo isn't too happy about his immortality for some reason, though.

that doesn't count….

But SCP-682 was happy to be immortal, until we trapped him again after our roleplay ended.

No one knows who the Class D member is…

Well, I do — you don't…

Hey, we have 415 416 replies. Who would like to take the liberty of reading SCP-426?

You know what? I will, even though we don't have 426 replies lol.

Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnestic and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.

I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the [EXPUNGED BY ESEF] three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ [EXPUNGED BY ESEF]. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she [EXPUNGED BY ESEF]. The younger Mr. ████████ [EXPUNGED BY ESEF] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.

I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnestic was administered to the affected officers.

Experiment Log 426-1:

Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, “I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?” D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.

Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I was outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was [EXPUNGED BY ESEF] one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

Experiment Log 426-3:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/3
Procedure: A screw was removed from me and shown to D/426/3 who was asked to describe it. D/426/3 was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/3 referred to it as “my screw”. Consistent with Experiment 426-1, the subject was oblivious of his use of the first person in his description. This suggests that, even if I were destroyed, my effects would still be inherent in my remains.

Experiment Log 426-4:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/4
Procedure: D/426/4 was placed in isolation in a cell adjacent to my chamber, to be observed until my secondary effect manifests.
Details: No effects appeared. D/426/4 was [EXPUNGED BY ESEF] 90 days after the start of the experiment.

Welp, bye!

ResExsention wrote:

Hey, we have 415 416 replies. Who would like to take the liberty of reading SCP-426?

You know what? I will, even though we don't have 426 replies lol.

Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnestic and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.

~snip~

Welp, bye!

Okay, why is the toaster in the kitchen missing?
My mom always makes things complicated.
Welp, that was a weird SCP…

Nambaseking01 wrote:

scissors

Okay, why am I missing from the kitchen?
My mom always makes things complicated.
Welp, I was a weird SCP…
Fixed that for you.

Nambaseking01 wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

Hey, we have 415 416 replies. Who would like to take the liberty of reading SCP-426?

You know what? I will, even though we don't have 426 replies lol.

Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnestic and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.

~snip~

Welp, bye!

Okay, why is the toaster in the kitchen missing?
My mom always makes things complicated.
Welp, that was a weird SCP…

You can only mention me in first person. I don't know how the Foundation managed to do Item # and Object Class on me. Shouldn't they be My # and My Class?

So yes. All of a sudden this entire thread is referring to me in first person. That is bound to confuse a new visitor, lol.