ResExsention wrote:

Yeah, the testing logs. I can tell you some of the more benign ones, though:

Movie: Pinocchio (1940)
When 3922 arrived: The “Pleasure Island” sequence, shortly before the reveal that all the boys had been turned into donkeys.
Result: Several SCP-3922-A squadrons raid Pleasure Island from dropships, reconstituting the children's humanity with a sound-based device labeled “TACTICAL UNDONKIFICATION ORDINANCE” [turn donkeys back to humans], and the Coachman is instantly vaporized after a heavy energy rifle bombardment. The film ends ten minutes later, after Lampwick is taken to a [MATURE CONTENT EXPUNGED], the other villains of the film are arrested in a montage, Monstro the whale is disintegrated by an orbital energy weapon, the Blue Fairy is arrested for “unlicensed reanimation of plant tissue,” and Pinocchio is informed by a “tactical child psychiatry associate” that “real” boyhood is subjective.

Movie: The Lion King, 1994
When 3922 arrived: Shortly before the stampede sequence in which Mufasa dies.
Result: Film proceeds as normal, save for the end credits including a note after the “Special Thanks” section: "THIS NARRATIVE HAS BEEN FULLY INSPECTED BY ☽☽☽ [the symbol for 3922] AND WE ARE HAPPY TO REPORT THAT NO ILLEGAL HUNTING OF AFRICAN WILDLIFE HAS BEEN DETECTED."

Movie: Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope, 1977
When 3922 arrived: Shortly before the Death Star destroys Alderaan
Result: Shortly after Governor Tarkin says “You may fire when ready,” the Death Star Control Room is raided by SCP-3922-A instances, who proceed to massacre all Imperial staff in the area with high-powered energy rifles. Though they suffer considerable casualties in the effort to neutralize Darth Vader, one of the SCP-3922-A instances uses a grenade-like device labeled “TACTICAL OFFENSIVE TELEPORTATION CHARGE” on him, shifting the scene to analogous to SCP-2922- Impenetrable analogous to creature puppetry typically seen in the Star Wars franchise turned to stone and used as a war trophy by the ☽☽☽ Initiative. The film ends ten minutes later, as three crescent moon decals are painted on the side of the Death Star by SCP-2578-D instances.
Note: I'm putting a moratorium on further experimentation with Star Wars. The possibility that we just gave a previously-fictional superweapon to the ☽☽☽ Initiative cannot be ignored as a significant risk to our safety. - Dr. Naismith

What do you think?

sowut123 wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

-snip-
There is an SCP. It's SCP-3922. Essentially, it's a thing that if you put it close to a TV that's playing movie, 3922 basically changes the movie to include instances of 3922-A. Essentially, they pretty much ruin the movie by swooping in every time somebody playing in the movie commits a crime. Obviously it's fake, but they will just swoop in in a VTOL with pulse rifles and “arrest” the actor.

Fake test log.
Subject: A full playthrough of the NES game “Super Mario Bros”
Interference Point: Right after control is given to the player.
Result: Black helicopters with the SCP-3922 logo fly down to the ground. Peach then walks out of a helicopter, and the helicopters fly away. Mario and Peach then walk off the left of the screen.

Subject: An animated reading of the Bible, Genisis chapters 1-10
Interference Point: Right before Adam eats the forbidden fruit.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances show up and knock the fruit out of Adam's hand, and say “Trust God only. It is for the better.” The video then ends.

Subject: The Siivagunner Christmas Comeback Crisis prologue.
Interference Point: Beginning of the video.
Result: Before the video can start, a card appears saying “WE HAVE NO IDEA WHO TO SIDE WITH.” The video then ends.

Subject: A video of Super Smash Bros Ultimate, with the two players spamming Joker's “Looking Cool Joker!” taunt.
Interference Point: Approximately 5 seconds into the video.
Result: An instance of SCP-3922-A walks on screen and says “Please, cut that out!” Both Morganas say “Okay, fine.” The taunting proceeds, with both Morganas not present.

Subject: Barney the Dinosaur, 1997 episode, TV-G
Interference Point: Start of episode
Result: The episode begins with Barney standing on an empty set with no other characters present. The actor inside the suit removes the headpiece revealing an SCP-3922-A instance. The instance then rotates a nearby whiteboard around with the following message.
“Is the Foundation staffed by five year olds? Playing this episode in the hopes of watching us vaporise Barney is inapropriate to say the least. Act befitting your station or playtime is over.”
The episode then comes to an end with the Three Moon sign on the screen.
They do have a point, I suggest we ease up on the kid cartoons and shows. -Researcher Maytus

Subject: Moana, 2016, PG
Interference Point: The scene where Maui leaves Moana on an island and steals her boat
Result: A helicopter with two SCP-3922-A instances hovers over Maui. One instance goes onto the boat and picks up Maui, taking him into custody. The Ocean then returns the boat to the island, where a helicopter has rescued Moana.

Subject: The LEGO Movie, 2014, PG
Interference Point: Opening scene in which Lord Business acquires the Kragle.
Result: The battle is interrupted by instances of SCP-3922-A portrayed as LEGO minifigures. They apprehend Lord Business and confiscate the Kragle. The scene then cuts to the basement of The Man Upstairs. Human SCP-3922-A instances are holding the man at gunpoint while their leader collects the bottle of glue and Lord Business minifigure, explaining to The Man Upstairs that the toy is a tyrant who is to be punished for his crimes. SCP-3922-A instances then exit. The Man Upstairs expresses extreme confusion to the events.
Note: We don't really understand what happened, but the unaltered version of the movie wasn't much clearer.

ResExsention wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

-snip-
There is an SCP. It's SCP-3922. Essentially, it's a thing that if you put it close to a TV that's playing movie, 3922 basically changes the movie to include instances of 3922-A. Essentially, they pretty much ruin the movie by swooping in every time somebody playing in the movie commits a crime. Obviously it's fake, but they will just swoop in in a VTOL with pulse rifles and “arrest” the actor.

Fake test log.
Subject: A full playthrough of the NES game “Super Mario Bros”
Interference Point: Right after control is given to the player.
Result: Black helicopters with the SCP-3922 logo fly down to the ground. Peach then walks out of a helicopter, and the helicopters fly away. Mario and Peach then walk off the left of the screen.
…

The first testing log probably wouldn't happen. They once tried it with a playthrough of Bioshock Infinite and nothing happened. It has to be movies.
…

CatsUnited wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

-snip-
There is an SCP. It's SCP-3922. Essentially, it's a thing that if you put it close to a TV that's playing movie, 3922 basically changes the movie to include instances of 3922-A. Essentially, they pretty much ruin the movie by swooping in every time somebody playing in the movie commits a crime. Obviously it's fake, but they will just swoop in in a VTOL with pulse rifles and “arrest” the actor.

Fake test log.
Subject: A full playthrough of the NES game “Super Mario Bros”
Interference Point: Right after control is given to the player.
Result: Black helicopters with the SCP-3922 logo fly down to the ground. Peach then walks out of a helicopter, and the helicopters fly away. Mario and Peach then walk off the left of the screen.
…

The first testing log probably wouldn't happen. They once tried it with a playthrough of Bioshock Infinite and nothing happened. It has to be movies.
…

But what if the player was livestreaming their playthrough of SMB? What would happen then?

ResExsention wrote:

every time they did █████████ ███-███████

14152cool wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

every time they did █████████ ███-███████

Yeah, let's do that to every time we mention 110. Think of the children!

Also, I literally read the entirety of 3922 and the related SCPs before checking this forum today. I am confuse.

Also, SCP-2578. It kills tyrants via invisible laser beam. After e-mailing them that they should stop what they're doing. Also, it manifests as a battleship for 3922-A. It also bears the triple moon symbol. Also, Corbenic, which is supposedly the afterlife, has three moons in perpetual night. Also, some scenes of 3922 involve deserts similar to the great desert of Corbenic. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

ResExsention wrote:

Ok. This time I'll let SCP-106 bump this page. Do not discuss him, I don't want to give people nightmares of being [DATA EXPUNGED] by him.

hahahahahahahaha bump bump

Nambaseking01 wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

Ok. This time I'll let SCP-106 bump this page. Do not discuss him, I don't want to give people nightmares of being [DATA EXPUNGED] by him.

hahahahahahahaha bump bump

Okay… #106 sounds scary…

ResExsention wrote:

-snip-
Here is the less scary version.

Essentially, SCP-106 is a decaying old man who is pretty much black at this point..You might call him a zombie. But wait, he's much more than a zombie. He can [DATA EXPUNGED] and has [DATA EXPUNGED], both of which he will use to chase you. Once he gets you, he won't just kill you immediately, he will [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED], before eventually [DATA EXPUNGED], before you finally die.

Nambaseking01 wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

-snip-
Here is the less scary version.

Essentially, SCP-106 is a decaying old man who is pretty much black at this point..You might call him a zombie. But wait, he's much more than a zombie. He can [DATA EXPUNGED] and has [DATA EXPUNGED], both of which he will use to chase you. Once he gets you, he won't just kill you immediately, he will [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED], before eventually [DATA EXPUNGED], before you finally die.

That… involves a lot of DATA EXPUNGED… Lol… Anyways he has two helpers and they do whatever to you and then he kills you, that is all I understood…

ResExsention wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

-snip-
There is an SCP. It's SCP-3922. Essentially, it's a thing that if you put it close to a TV that's playing movie, 3922 basically changes the movie to include instances of 3922-A. Essentially, they pretty much ruin the movie by swooping in every time somebody playing in the movie commits a crime. Obviously it's fake, but they will just swoop in in a VTOL with pulse rifles and “arrest” the actor.

Fake test log.
Subject: A full playthrough of the NES game “Super Mario Bros”
Interference Point: Right after control is given to the player.
Result: Black helicopters with the SCP-3922 logo fly down to the ground. Peach then walks out of a helicopter, and the helicopters fly away. Mario and Peach then walk off the left of the screen.
*snip*

Hm… Nice.

The first testing log probably wouldn't happen. They once tried it with a playthrough of Bioshock Infinite and nothing happened. It has to be movies.
*snip*

sowut123 wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

-snip-
There is an SCP. It's SCP-3922. Essentially, it's a thing that if you put it close to a TV that's playing movie, 3922 basically changes the movie to include instances of 3922-A. Essentially, they pretty much ruin the movie by swooping in every time somebody playing in the movie commits a crime. Obviously it's fake, but they will just swoop in in a VTOL with pulse rifles and “arrest” the actor.

Fake test log.
Subject: A full playthrough of the NES game “Super Mario Bros”
Interference Point: Right after control is given to the player.
Result: Black helicopters with the SCP-3922 logo fly down to the ground. Peach then walks out of a helicopter, and the helicopters fly away. Mario and Peach then walk off the left of the screen.

Subject: An animated reading of the Bible, Genisis chapters 1-10
Interference Point: Right before Adam eats the forbidden fruit.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances show up and knock the fruit out of Adam's hand, and say “Trust God only. It is for the better.” The video then ends.

Subject: The Siivagunner Christmas Comeback Crisis prologue.
Interference Point: Beginning of the video.
Result: Before the video can start, a card appears saying “WE HAVE NO IDEA WHO TO SIDE WITH.” The video then ends.

Subject: A video of Super Smash Bros Ultimate, with the two players spamming Joker's “Looking Cool Joker!” taunt.
Interference Point: Approximately 5 seconds into the video.
Result: An instance of SCP-3922-A walks on screen and says “Please, cut that out!” Both Morganas say “Okay, fine.” The taunting proceeds, with both Morganas not present.

Hm… Nice.

The first testing log probably wouldn't happen. They once tried it with a playthrough of Bioshock Infinite and nothing happened. It has to be movies.
*snip*

They tried that with a recording of the video games and it worked.

14152cool wrote:

Best guess, a compressed tank of air. There's still air in the input booth.

14152cool wrote:

Worst case: 682 becomes so heavy that the air can't effect it AND make containment efforts extremely hard.