Nambaseking01 wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

Let's talk about SCP-131, another harmless SCP.

Oh yes, the Eye Pod. Really (DATA EXPUNGED) if you (DATA EXPUNGED) it. SCP-131-A is a red one and SCP-131-B is a yellow one. Quite scares me a little bit.

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sowut123 wrote:

Nambaseking01 wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

Let's talk about SCP-131, another harmless SCP.

Oh yes, the Eye Pod. Really (DATA EXPUNGED) if you (DATA EXPUNGED) it. SCP-131-A is a red one and SCP-131-B is a yellow one. Quite scares me a little bit.

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Things that are not child-friendly should be catched by the code, “(DATA EXPUNGED)” although I am a kid myself.
Also, I gave you internet using the link in your signature.

Nambaseking01 wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

Nambaseking01 wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

Let's talk about SCP-131, another harmless SCP.

Oh yes, the Eye Pod. Really (DATA EXPUNGED) if you (DATA EXPUNGED) it. SCP-131-A is a red one and SCP-131-B is a yellow one. Quite scares me a little bit.

????

Things that are not child-friendly should be catched by the code, “(DATA EXPUNGED)” although I am a kid myself.
Also, I gave you internet using the link in your signature.

not sure how it's not kid friendly unless there's a tale about it or smth

bone hive is 439

Correct. Expunge anything that's mature. Either that, or use black boxes.

Does anyone know the most mature scip on the wiki? It's SCP-███. It's containment procedures involve [DATA EXPUNGED]

I'm not going to tell you, I will protect youuuu!

lachlanatbakewell wrote:

bone hive is 439

That was actually… Really good. I liked it.

Nambaseking01 wrote:

Oh yes, the Eye Pod. Really (DATA EXPUNGED) if you (DATA EXPUNGED) it. SCP-131-A is a red one and SCP-131-B is a yellow one. Quite scares me a little bit.

The eye pods. Yeah. There's a tale about peanut. It's basically where they send in Class-D test subjects to clean SCP-173's containment chamber. SCP-173 tries to escape by hiding in the corner, and tries to snap the necks of the oblivious Class-Ds. However, 131-A and 131-B get in the way, and since they are “eyes”, they count as looking. So, SCP-173 gets trapped in the corner forever. It was really funny.

On the note of SCP-173 (his meme name is “peanut”), have any of you read the revised edition? It's basically where SCP-173 clones itself. The Foundation contains them both, but they clone again. The Foundation contains them. They clone a few more times, and they breach containment and utterly overwhelm Site-██. It isn't long before they've pretty much taken over North and South America and everybody gets stuck in Europe, Asia, and Africa.

Spycapt54 wrote:

SCP seems interesting. I don't like scary stuff, but the concept behind it is interesting.

But I hate that peanut thing. That thing is messed up and I hate it.

Actually, SCP-173 (peanut) is one of my favorite SCPs. It isn't exactly messed up IMHO, it just snaps your neck if you don't look at it. That means dont blink…

Let me change the topic now. Let's talk about…

SCP-682!

Indestructable! Uncontainable! Unkillable! Immune to everything! I present to you The Hard-To-Destroy-Reptile!!!

The Foundation has tried everything. They tried 743. They tried 076-2. They tried 096. They tried 513. They tried 173. They tried 939. They tried 162. They tried 343. They even tried throwing Dr. Clef at it. all have failed. They even let Guest Researcher W. throw [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] at it. Both were terrible ideas. So the Foundation threw Guest Researcher W. at 682 as well.

Anybody have a proposal to kill 682?

EDIT: Sorry for the double post…

Attention. This is Director Soph [incomprehensible] speaking. We, uhhh, have a sort of [incomprehensible] here with the thing that bumps our thread on [incomprehensible] Scratch forums. [incomprehensible]

Ahhhh!

This is a Foundation warning. The above transcript contains a [DATA EXPUNGED]-class forum bumping auditory cognitohazard (Class-X “Extreme Scratch Cat Danger!”). Antimemetic defenses engaged. A large squad of angry forum bumpers is en route to your location.

That's just the long way of saying “bump”.

ResExsention wrote:

Spycapt54 wrote:

SCP seems interesting. I don't like scary stuff, but the concept behind it is interesting.

But I hate that peanut thing. That thing is messed up and I hate it.

Actually, SCP-173 (peanut) is one of my favorite SCPs. It isn't exactly messed up IMHO, it just snaps your neck if you don't look at it. That means dont blink…

Let me change the topic now. Let's talk about…

SCP-682!

Indestructable! Uncontainable! Unkillable! Immune to everything! I present to you The Hard-To-Destroy-Reptile!!!

The Foundation has tried everything. They tried 743. They tried 076-2. They tried 096. They tried 513. They tried 173. They tried 939. They tried 162. They tried 343. They even tried throwing Dr. Clef at it. all have failed. They even let Guest Researcher W. throw [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] at it. Both were terrible ideas. So the Foundation threw Guest Researcher W. at 682 as well.

Anybody have a proposal to kill 682?

EDIT: Sorry for the double post…

throw it into a grinder

ResExsention wrote:

Actually, SCP-173 (peanut) is one of my favorite SCPs. It isn't exactly messed up IMHO, it just snaps your neck if you don't look at it. That means dont blink…

Let me change the topic now. Let's talk about…

SCP-682!

Indestructable! Uncontainable! Unkillable! Immune to everything! I present to you The Hard-To-Destroy-Reptile!!!

The Foundation has tried everything. They tried 743. They tried 076-2. They tried 096. They tried 513. They tried 173. They tried 939. They tried 162. They tried 343. They even tried throwing Dr. Clef at it. all have failed. They even let Guest Researcher W. throw [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] at it. Both were terrible ideas. So the Foundation threw Guest Researcher W. at 682 as well.

Anybody have a proposal to kill 682?

EDIT: Sorry for the double post…

We could use thousand thanks, trillion shotguns and the of the Greek Myths warrior Achilles.

ResExsention wrote:

Attention. This is Director Soph [incomprehensible] speaking. We, uhhh, have a sort of [incomprehensible] here with the thing that bumps our thread on [incomprehensible] Scratch forums. [incomprehensible]

Ahhhh!

This is a Foundation warning. The above transcript contains a [DATA EXPUNGED]-class forum bumping auditory cognitohazard (Class-X “Extreme Scratch Cat Danger!”). Antimemetic defenses engaged. A large squad of angry forum bumpers is en route to your location.

That's just the long way of saying “bump”.

Nice, I am going to bump every day on this thread now and count my long bumps. Number one:

Attention. This is Director Soph [incomprehensible] speaking. We, uhhh, have a sort of [incomprehensible] here with the thing that bumps our thread on [incomprehensible] Scratch forums. [incomprehensible]

Ahhhh!

This is a Foundation warning. The above transcript contains a [DATA EXPUNGED]-class forum bumping auditory cognitohazard (Class-X “Extreme Scratch Cat Danger!”). Antimemetic defenses engaged. A large squad of angry forum bumpers is en route to your location.

sowut123 wrote:

throw it into a grinder

There is no possible way that should kill #682.

Nambaseking01 wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

throw it into a grinder

There is no possible way that should kill #682.

The issue with SCP-682 is that you have to destroy everything of him. If even a single millimeter of blood remains, he will just regenerate. Some guy thought that they should drop a nuke on him but if that didn't work 682 would just regen and adapt so that nukes don't work anymore.

He's caused the Foundation headaches for as long as I can remember.

Nambaseking01 wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

Actually, SCP-173 (peanut) is one of my favorite SCPs. It isn't exactly messed up IMHO, it just snaps your neck if you don't look at it. That means dont blink…

Let me change the topic now. Let's talk about…

SCP-682!

Indestructable! Uncontainable! Unkillable! Immune to everything! I present to you The Hard-To-Destroy-Reptile!!!

The Foundation has tried everything. They tried 743. They tried 076-2. They tried 096. They tried 513. They tried 173. They tried 939. They tried 162. They tried 343. They even tried throwing Dr. Clef at it. all have failed. They even let Guest Researcher W. throw [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] at it. Both were terrible ideas. So the Foundation threw Guest Researcher W. at 682 as well.

Anybody have a proposal to kill 682?

EDIT: Sorry for the double post…

We could use thousand thanks, trillion shotguns and the of the Greek Myths warrior Achilles.

There is an SCP. It's SCP-3922. Essentially, it's a thing that if you put it close to a TV that's playing movie, 3922 basically changes the movie to include instances of 3922-A. Essentially, they pretty much ruin the movie by swooping in every time somebody playing in the movie commits a crime. Obviously it's fake, but they will just swoop in in a VTOL with pulse rifles and “arrest” the actor.

The Foundation tried that. They made a 10 minute movie about SCP-682 and put SCP-3922 near it. The 10 minute short became a 72 hour epic, where SCP-3922 actually brought an entire army against 682. it failed…

In the Omega-K class end of death scenario, 682 begs for death after the termination attempts stop due to it truly being indestructible now. The lizard, the acid, nothing more. Not only was the chamber cramped, it was boring. 682 cannot die, and is forced to suffer an eternity burning in acid.

14152cool wrote:

In the Omega-K class end of death scenario, 682 begs for death after the termination attempts stop due to it truly being indestructible now. The lizard, the acid, nothing more. Not only was the chamber cramped, it was boring. 682 cannot die, and is forced to suffer an eternity burning in acid.

Even though #682 is a monster, I feel sorry for it. This reminds me of Kronos from Greek Mythology, he was cast for eternal pain in Tartarus. Even though he returned in the Percy Jackson because of that Luke guy. Kronos got his revenge…

ResExsention wrote:

There is an SCP. It's SCP-3922. Essentially, it's a thing that if you put it close to a TV that's playing movie, 3922 basically changes the movie to include instances of 3922-A. Essentially, they pretty much ruin the movie by swooping in every time somebody playing in the movie commits a crime. Obviously it's fake, but they will just swoop in in a VTOL with pulse rifles and “arrest” the actor.

The Foundation tried that. They made a 10 minute movie about SCP-682 and put SCP-3922 near it. The 10 minute short became a 72 hour epic, where SCP-3922 actually brought an entire army against 682. it failed…

I truly dislike people who spoil movie nights. #3922 is my true enemy.

14152cool wrote:

In the Omega-K class end of death scenario, 682 begs for death after the termination attempts stop due to it truly being indestructible now. The lizard, the acid, nothing more. Not only was the chamber cramped, it was boring. 682 cannot die, and is forced to suffer an eternity burning in acid.

Oh yeah. I read that tale.

It went somewhat along the lines of this:

Impossible-To-Destroy Reptile

The Foundation was never late for termination testing.

On the 22nd of every month, at 1500 hours on the dot, the door would open to 682's cell. Alarms would blare, the site would enter standard lockdown configuration, and then the show would start. What followed was five glorious hours of 682 against the most dangerous contraption that an army of engineers could design.

This was the only break from the monotony of containment that the lizard got. It wasn't much, but it was something. And it was the something that gave 682 hope that the Foundation would one day mess up so bad that it would finally be able to roam the countryside, doing what it did best: Slaughter.

Except today, they were late. Except they were never late. The lizard glared at the door. It refused to open.

That's right. The 22nd of every month at exactly 3:00 in the afternoon, the Foundation would try to kill 682 with whatever it could come up with next.

Until now…

Date: 9/22/2020

From: Dr. ██████

To: SCP-682 Containment Personnel, SCP-682 Termination Personnel

Subject: ΩK

Message:

We have finally obtained x-ray scans of SCP-682. As we predicted, those scans show that SCP-682, like other non-anomalous reptiles, does in fact have a brain. And, as recent research into the ΩK-Scenario has shown, anything with a brain has been cursed/blessed with immortality. If the lizard wasn't unkillable before, it certainly is now.

This means that continued attempts at termination of SCP-682 will be futile. If we can't even kill a rat, the lizard's entirely out of the question. Therefore we will be suspending SCP-682 termination testing indefinitely. All personnel directly working in this venue of research will be reassigned within the coming week. Containment personnel are to take note, as this will simplify the procedures we have in place for SCP-682.

We had a good run.

SCP-682 Containment Log (9/22/2020)

15:00 - Regularly scheduled termination of subject cancelled. No activity.

15:16 - Ripples appear in the hydrochloric acid vat. Not indicative of enough movement to necessitate action.

15:27 - Movement attempted by SCP-682. Appears to be restless thrashing. Electrical shocks introduced to hydrochloric acid stopped the movement.

15:44 - Movement attempted by SCP-682. More dramatic and exaggerated than previous attempt. Loads detected on acid vat walls are significantly lower than loads measured during previous SCP-682 breach attempts. This is attributed to a lack of precision in repeated strikes. Electrical shocks introduced to hydrochloric acid failed to stop movement.

15:47 - Shouts of anger detected by microphones within the cell. Sudden fluctuation of temperature introduced to containment environment has slowed movement.

15:52 - Thrashing resumes at an even more intense rate. SCP-682 speech is recorded by microphones within the cell. Previous containment techniques reapplied to the containment environment. Vat walls projected to hold under current loads.

16:23 - Loads on vat walls increased dramatically. Strikes have become more focussed on the north wall. SCP-682 shouts threats sporadically. Vat walls projected to hold; however personnel have been notified of a possible impending containment breach. Preparation for SCP-682 Recontainment Protocols has been initiated.

17:03 - Movement from SCP-682 slows. This change does not correlate with any additional containment measures applied to the environment.

17:04 - SCP-682 sinks into the vat.

17:05 - Movement ceases. SCP-682 Recontainment Protocols aborted. Personnel return to their stations.

They weren't coming and they didn't plan on coming. SCP-682 lashed out every day at 1500 hours for the next week. It took it that long to accept its new life. Just the lizard and the acid. The vat was cramped, but even worse — it was boring.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible.

The lizard wished it was dead. Literally.

ResExsention wrote:

Oh yeah. I read that tale.

It went somewhat along the lines of this:

Impossible-To-Destroy Reptile

The Foundation was never late for termination testing.

On the 22nd of every month, at 1500 hours on the dot, the door would open to 682's cell. Alarms would blare, the site would enter standard lockdown configuration, and then the show would start. What followed was five glorious hours of 682 against the most dangerous contraption that an army of engineers could design.

This was the only break from the monotony of containment that the lizard got. It wasn't much, but it was something. And it was the something that gave 682 hope that the Foundation would one day mess up so bad that it would finally be able to roam the countryside, doing what it did best: Slaughter.

Except today, they were late. Except they were never late. The lizard glared at the door. It refused to open.

That's right. The 22nd of every month at exactly 3:00 in the afternoon, the Foundation would try to kill 682 with whatever it could come up with next.

Until now…

Date: 9/22/2020

From: Dr. ██████

To: SCP-682 Containment Personnel, SCP-682 Termination Personnel

Subject: ΩK

Message:

We have finally obtained x-ray scans of SCP-682. As we predicted, those scans show that SCP-682, like other non-anomalous reptiles, does in fact have a brain. And, as recent research into the ΩK-Scenario has shown, anything with a brain has been cursed/blessed with immortality. If the lizard wasn't unkillable before, it certainly is now.

This means that continued attempts at termination of SCP-682 will be futile. If we can't even kill a rat, the lizard's entirely out of the question. Therefore we will be suspending SCP-682 termination testing indefinitely. All personnel directly working in this venue of research will be reassigned within the coming week. Containment personnel are to take note, as this will simplify the procedures we have in place for SCP-682.

We had a good run.

SCP-682 Containment Log (9/22/2020)

15:00 - Regularly scheduled termination of subject cancelled. No activity.

15:16 - Ripples appear in the hydrochloric acid vat. Not indicative of enough movement to necessitate action.

15:27 - Movement attempted by SCP-682. Appears to be restless thrashing. Electrical shocks introduced to hydrochloric acid stopped the movement.

15:44 - Movement attempted by SCP-682. More dramatic and exaggerated than previous attempt. Loads detected on acid vat walls are significantly lower than loads measured during previous SCP-682 breach attempts. This is attributed to a lack of precision in repeated strikes. Electrical shocks introduced to hydrochloric acid failed to stop movement.

15:47 - Shouts of anger detected by microphones within the cell. Sudden fluctuation of temperature introduced to containment environment has slowed movement.

15:52 - Thrashing resumes at an even more intense rate. SCP-682 speech is recorded by microphones within the cell. Previous containment techniques reapplied to the containment environment. Vat walls projected to hold under current loads.

16:23 - Loads on vat walls increased dramatically. Strikes have become more focussed on the north wall. SCP-682 shouts threats sporadically. Vat walls projected to hold; however personnel have been notified of a possible impending containment breach. Preparation for SCP-682 Recontainment Protocols has been initiated.

17:03 - Movement from SCP-682 slows. This change does not correlate with any additional containment measures applied to the environment.

17:04 - SCP-682 sinks into the vat.

17:05 - Movement ceases. SCP-682 Recontainment Protocols aborted. Personnel return to their stations.

They weren't coming and they didn't plan on coming. SCP-682 lashed out every day at 1500 hours for the next week. It took it that long to accept its new life. Just the lizard and the acid. The vat was cramped, but even worse — it was boring.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible.

The lizard wished it was dead. Literally.

I - am - freaking - out…

Nambaseking01 wrote:

I - am - freaking - out…

Yeah. For the first time in absolutely forever, SCP-682 actually wanted to kill itself.

Nambaseking01 wrote:

14152cool wrote:

In the Omega-K class end of death scenario, 682 begs for death after the termination attempts stop due to it truly being indestructible now. The lizard, the acid, nothing more. Not only was the chamber cramped, it was boring. 682 cannot die, and is forced to suffer an eternity burning in acid.

Even though #682 is a monster, I feel sorry for it. This reminds me of Kronos from Greek Mythology, he was cast for eternal pain in Tartarus. Even though he returned in the Percy Jackson because of that Luke guy. Kronos got his revenge…

ResExsention wrote:

There is an SCP. It's SCP-3922. Essentially, it's a thing that if you put it close to a TV that's playing movie, 3922 basically changes the movie to include instances of 3922-A. Essentially, they pretty much ruin the movie by swooping in every time somebody playing in the movie commits a crime. Obviously it's fake, but they will just swoop in in a VTOL with pulse rifles and “arrest” the actor.

The Foundation tried that. They made a 10 minute movie about SCP-682 and put SCP-3922 near it. The 10 minute short became a 72 hour epic, where SCP-3922 actually brought an entire army against 682. it failed…

I truly dislike people who spoil movie nights. #3922 is my true enemy.

TBH, I don't really feel sorry for 682. It's an oversized lizard. The only thing it knew how to do was to kill tons of people. The city would pretty much be a dream come true for 682 (ooooh it rhymes).

And yes. 3922 does ruin movies by drastically changing the plot to involve highly advanced military task forces. Don't check it out, though. The testing logs do have some inappropriate content when the Foundation put 3922 near some mature movies.

ResExsention wrote:

Yeah. For the first time in absolutely forever, SCP-682 actually wanted to kill itself.

TBH, I don't really feel sorry for 682. It's an oversized lizard. The only thing it knew how to do was to kill tons of people. The city would pretty much be a dream come true for 682 (ooooh it rhymes).

And yes. 3922 does ruin movies by drastically changing the plot to involve highly advanced military task forces. Don't check it out, though. The testing logs do have some inappropriate content when the Foundation put 3922 near some mature movies.

Okay nvm, I am not feeling sorry for that thing. And I will not see that testing log…

yay it rhymes

Nambaseking01 wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

Yeah. For the first time in absolutely forever, SCP-682 actually wanted to kill itself.

TBH, I don't really feel sorry for 682. It's an oversized lizard. The only thing it knew how to do was to kill tons of people. The city would pretty much be a dream come true for 682 (ooooh it rhymes).

And yes. 3922 does ruin movies by drastically changing the plot to involve highly advanced military task forces. Don't check it out, though. The testing logs do have some inappropriate content when the Foundation put 3922 near some mature movies.

Okay nvm, I am not feeling sorry for that thing. And I will not see that testing log…

yay it rhymes

Yeah, the testing logs. I can tell you some of the more benign ones, though:

Movie: Pinocchio (1940)
When 3922 arrived: The “Pleasure Island” sequence, shortly before the reveal that all the boys had been turned into donkeys.
Result: Several SCP-3922-A squadrons raid Pleasure Island from dropships, reconstituting the children's humanity with a sound-based device labeled “TACTICAL UNDONKIFICATION ORDINANCE” [turn donkeys back to humans], and the Coachman is instantly vaporized after a heavy energy rifle bombardment. The film ends ten minutes later, after Lampwick is taken to a [MATURE CONTENT EXPUNGED], the other villains of the film are arrested in a montage, Monstro the whale is disintegrated by an orbital energy weapon, the Blue Fairy is arrested for “unlicensed reanimation of plant tissue,” and Pinocchio is informed by a “tactical child psychiatry associate” that “real” boyhood is subjective.

Movie: The Lion King, 1994
When 3922 arrived: Shortly before the stampede sequence in which Mufasa dies.
Result: Film proceeds as normal, save for the end credits including a note after the “Special Thanks” section: "THIS NARRATIVE HAS BEEN FULLY INSPECTED BY ☽☽☽ [the symbol for 3922] AND WE ARE HAPPY TO REPORT THAT NO ILLEGAL HUNTING OF AFRICAN WILDLIFE HAS BEEN DETECTED."

Movie: Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope, 1977
When 3922 arrived: Shortly before the Death Star destroys Alderaan
Result: Shortly after Governor Tarkin says “You may fire when ready,” the Death Star Control Room is raided by SCP-3922-A instances, who proceed to massacre all Imperial staff in the area with high-powered energy rifles. Though they suffer considerable casualties in the effort to neutralize Darth Vader, one of the SCP-3922-A instances uses a grenade-like device labeled “TACTICAL OFFENSIVE TELEPORTATION CHARGE” on him, shifting the scene to analogous to SCP-2922- Impenetrable analogous to creature puppetry typically seen in the Star Wars franchise turned to stone and used as a war trophy by the ☽☽☽ Initiative. The film ends ten minutes later, as three crescent moon decals are painted on the side of the Death Star by SCP-2578-D instances.
Note: I'm putting a moratorium on further experimentation with Star Wars. The possibility that we just gave a previously-fictional superweapon to the ☽☽☽ Initiative cannot be ignored as a significant risk to our safety. - Dr. Naismith

What do you think?

ResExsention wrote:

-snip-
There is an SCP. It's SCP-3922. Essentially, it's a thing that if you put it close to a TV that's playing movie, 3922 basically changes the movie to include instances of 3922-A. Essentially, they pretty much ruin the movie by swooping in every time somebody playing in the movie commits a crime. Obviously it's fake, but they will just swoop in in a VTOL with pulse rifles and “arrest” the actor.

Fake test log.
Subject: A full playthrough of the NES game “Super Mario Bros”
Interference Point: Right after control is given to the player.
Result: Black helicopters with the SCP-3922 logo fly down to the ground. Peach then walks out of a helicopter, and the helicopters fly away. Mario and Peach then walk off the left of the screen.

Subject: An animated reading of the Bible, Genisis chapters 1-10
Interference Point: Right before Adam eats the forbidden fruit.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances show up and knock the fruit out of Adam's hand, and say “Trust God only. It is for the better.” The video then ends.

Subject: The Siivagunner Christmas Comeback Crisis prologue.
Interference Point: Beginning of the video.
Result: Before the video can start, a card appears saying “WE HAVE NO IDEA WHO TO SIDE WITH.” The video then ends.

Subject: A video of Super Smash Bros Ultimate, with the two players spamming Joker's “Looking Cool Joker!” taunt.
Interference Point: Approximately 5 seconds into the video.
Result: An instance of SCP-3922-A walks on screen and says “Please, cut that out!” Both Morganas say “Okay, fine.” The taunting proceeds, with both Morganas not present.